《DLC PLC》歌词

[00:00:00] DLC PLC - Dan Bull

[00:00:00] Written by：Benny Aves/Dan Bull

[00:00:01] Badum badum badum badum

[00:00:05] Badum badum badum badum

[00:00:08] Downloadable content's a load of nonsense

[00:00:11] I won't give them one cent

[00:00:13] It wouldn't be conscientious

[00:00:14] Encouraging dodgy ventures

[00:00:16] Like when you've been robbed

[00:00:18] Do you get your property straight back from the fences

[00:00:20] I want to know what the defence is

[00:00:22] Hence this musical census

[00:00:24] Pay attention to community consensus

[00:00:26] To prevent this backlash of hashtags

[00:00:29] And truly contentious lambasts eg

[00:00:31] I hope you're shoving your prothean

[00:00:33] Up your fallopian

[00:00:34] No wonder the planet's becoming dystopian

[00:00:36] Draconian napoleons invoking pandemonium

[00:00:40] And I might be blowing my own euphonium

[00:00:42] By quoting this

[00:00:43] But I know I'm not the only one that's pissed

[00:00:46] My data's trapped inside the disc

[00:00:48] Sat in lines of script

[00:00:49] And I have to pay to take it out

[00:00:51] What kind of sh*t is this

[00:00:53] It's the DLC PLC

[00:00:56] Where we make money selling people things that were free

[00:01:00] Welcome to the DLC PLC

[00:01:03] Where we charge you for things you bought previously

[00:01:07] No need to be dishonest

[00:01:09] The incompleted product's a piece of bollocks

[00:01:12] So please give me the pieces of it

[00:01:13] And leave my wallet I need the dollars

[00:01:15] But don't be extremely bothered

[00:01:17] I'll probably buy the sequel of it

[00:01:19] Cause that's the key

[00:01:20] The reason it keeps on happening it's obvious

[00:01:23] If you pay them quids they take the piss

[00:01:25] And get away with it

[00:01:26] Until they're pinching all your paper

[00:01:28] Like a paperclip

[00:01:30] And what would our forefathers

[00:01:32] Have thought of horse armour

[00:01:33] It's all rather an awful palava

[00:01:35] Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama

[00:01:38] You're causing drama

[00:01:39] And according to the laws of karma

[00:01:41] Stir the water sure enough

[00:01:43] Of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas

[00:01:45] So try to pull my jaws apart

[00:01:47] I'm sure you can't

[00:01:48] I'm sinking my teeth into the greed

[00:01:50] Inherently buried in DLC things

[00:01:52] Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings

[00:01:56] Is it any wonder we punters are seething

[00:01:59] At the DLC PLC

[00:02:03] Where we make money selling people things that were free

[00:02:06] Welcome to DLC PLC

[00:02:10] Where we charge you for things you bought previously

[00:02:15] I'm sorry but Verse 3 is only available in the Premium version of this song

[00:02:20] If you would like to acquire the Premium version

[00:02:22] Then please bend over with your VISA

[00:02:25] American Express or MasterCard lodged tightly between your buttocks

[00:02:30] Thank you for your continued loyalty

[00:02:32] At the DLC PLC

[00:02:36] Where we make money selling people things that were free

[00:02:40] Welcome to DLC PLC

[00:02:43] Where we charge you for things you bought previously

[00:02:47] The DLC PLC

[00:02:51] The DLC PLC

[00:02:55] Downloadable content what is it

[00:02:58] What use does it have

[00:03:00] What function does it serve

[00:03:03] I mean obviously I know the answer

[00:03:04] But it's a sort of rhetorical quesiton I suppose

[00:03:07] So maybe you think about it whether

[00:03:09] Whether it's good for the gaming community

[00:03:12] Whether it's good for the industry

[00:03:14] What your thoughts about it are I'm very keen to know