《The Darktown Poker Club》歌词

[00:00:00] The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris

[00:00:07] Bill jackson was a poor old dub

[00:00:09] Who joined the darktown poker club

[00:00:10] But cursed the day he told them he would join

[00:00:15] His money used to go like it had wings

[00:00:16] If he yelled queens someone had kings

[00:00:18] And each night he would contribute all his coin

[00:00:22] Then he said i'm gonna play em tight tonight

[00:00:23] He said there'll be no bobtail flushes make me bite

[00:00:25] Cause when i gets in them my hands will be a peach

[00:00:29] And he played them tight but lost his pile

[00:00:31] And bill got peevish after a while

[00:00:33] So he rose looked all around and made this speech

[00:00:37] He said you all see this brand new razor

[00:00:38] I had it sharpened just today

[00:00:40] Now i'm coming in there with my rules

[00:00:42] That you must follow when you play

[00:00:44] Now keep your big bony hands on the table

[00:00:46] While you dealing please

[00:00:47] And don't be slipping them aces down there

[00:00:49] Er in between your knees

[00:00:51] And don't be making all them funny signs

[00:00:53] Like you trying to tip off your hand

[00:00:54] Just talk in american boy american

[00:00:56] So i can understand

[00:00:58] And don't be dealing off the bottom

[00:00:59] Because ooh that's rough

[00:01:02] Take five five then stop that's enough

[00:01:05] Now when you bet put up the chips

[00:01:07] Because i don't like it when you shy

[00:01:09] Then if you get busted go on out and get some

[00:01:10] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:01:13] Pass them cards for me to shuffle

[00:01:14] Everytime before you deals

[00:01:16] Then if anythings wrong i must see

[00:01:20] Cause i mean you always ain't no er

[00:01:21] Keep playing that game according to mr hoyle

[00:01:24] You all play this game according to me

[00:01:34] Now sitting right there in that there clan

[00:01:36] There chance to be a one-eyed man

[00:01:38] And bill kept watching him out the corner of his eye

[00:01:42] When ole one-eye would deal and then

[00:01:44] Would cost that bill another five or ten

[00:01:45] Bill got up again looked all around him with a sigh

[00:01:49] He said lord this is an awful shame

[00:01:51] He said there someone cheatin' in this 'ere game

[00:01:52] He said it goes er

[00:01:54] It ain't no do for me to name the guy

[00:01:56] So i'll refrain from mentioning the party's name

[00:01:58] If i catch him cheatin' just once again

[00:02:00] I'm gonna take my fist and close that other eye

[00:02:04] Now you see this brand new razor

[00:02:05] I had it sharpened just today

[00:02:07] I'm comin' in there with my own rules

[00:02:09] That you must follow when you play

[00:02:11] Hey kid keep your hands up there

[00:02:13] While you're givin' them out please

[00:02:15] Stop puttin' them wildies

[00:02:16] Down there 'tween your knees

[00:02:18] Stop makin' all them funny signs

[00:02:19] Like you're tryin' to tip off your hand

[00:02:21] Keep talkin' in american big aaa

[00:02:23] That's what i can understand

[00:02:25] And don't be getting' them off the bottom

[00:02:27] Because i keep tryin' to tell you it's rough

[00:02:29] This an army game five five halt that's enough

[00:02:32] Now when you bet let me see the reds and blues

[00:02:34] 'Cause i don't like it when you shy

[00:02:36] Then if you run out of gas go get pumped up

[00:02:38] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:02:40] Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle

[00:02:41] Everytime before you deal let me ripple

[00:02:44] Anything wrong i wanna see

[00:02:47] I mean you always ain't gonna keep playin' the game now

[00:02:49] According to that mr hoyle

[00:02:50] You all gonna play this game according to me

[00:02:53] Henry if you break the seal on that new deck of bicycles

[00:02:56] We'll go on from there yeah

[00:02:58] Yeah yeah yeah