《99 Problems)(In the Style of Jay-Z Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)》歌词

[00:00:00] 99 Problems) (In the Style of Jay-Z Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal) - ProTracks Karaoke

[00:00:13] If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:00:16] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:00:18] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

[00:00:21] Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed

[00:00:23] Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes

[00:00:26] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those

[00:00:29] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos

[00:00:31] You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough

[00:00:34] I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole

[00:00:36] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

[00:00:39] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show

[00:00:41] They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so

[00:00:45] Rap mags try and use my black a**

[00:00:47] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers

[00:00:50] I don't know what you take me as

[00:00:52] Or understand the intelligence that jay-z has

[00:00:54] I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb

[00:00:57] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:01:02] Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:01:05] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:01:07] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:01:10] Year's '94 and my trunk is raw

[00:01:12] In my rear view mirror is the motherf**king law

[00:01:15] I got two choices y'all pull over the car or hmm

[00:01:18] Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor

[00:01:20] Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake

[00:01:23] Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case

[00:01:25] So I pull over to the side of the road

[00:01:28] I heard son do you know why I'm stopping you for

[00:01:31] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low

[00:01:33] Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know

[00:01:36] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo

[00:01:38] Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four uh huh

[00:01:41] License and registration and step out of the car

[00:01:43] Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are

[00:01:47] I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit

[00:01:48] Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit

[00:01:51] Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back

[00:01:54] And I know my rights so you going need a warrant for that

[00:01:56] Aren't you sharp as a tack you some type of lawyer or something

[00:02:00] Somebody important or something

[00:02:01] Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit

[00:02:04] Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t

[00:02:07] Well we'll see how smart you are when the k-9 come

[00:02:09] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:14] Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:02:17] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:19] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:25] Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:02:27] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:30] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:33] Now once upon a time not too long ago

[00:02:35] A ni**a like myself had to strong arm

[00:02:38] This is not a ho in the sense of having a p**sy

[00:02:40] But a p**sy having no goddamn sense try and push me

[00:02:43] I tried to ignore 'em talk to the lord

[00:02:45] Pray for 'em cause some fools just love to perform

[00:02:48] You know the type loud as a motorbike

[00:02:50] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

[00:02:53] The only thing that's going happen is I'ma get to clapping and

[00:02:56] He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain

[00:02:58] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again

[00:03:01] Back through the system with the riff raff again

[00:03:03] Fiends on the floor scratching again

[00:03:06] Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them

[00:03:08] Da tried to give a ni**a shaft again

[00:03:11] Half a mil for bail cause I'm african

[00:03:13] All because this fool was harassing them

[00:03:16] Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine

[00:03:19] But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun

[00:03:21] I got ninety nine problems being a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:26] Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:29] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:31] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:37] Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:39] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:41] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:50] Having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:52] I got ninety nine problems and a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:56] You're crazy for this one rick it's your boy