《Miss Marmelstein》歌词

[00:00:01] Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

[00:00:09] Oh why is it always miss marmelstein

[00:00:14] Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

[00:00:19] Other girls get called by their first names right away

[00:00:23] They get cozy intimate do you know what I mean

[00:00:28] Nobody calls me: hey baby doll

[00:00:33] Or honey dear or sweetie pie

[00:00:38] Even my first name would be preferable

[00:00:42] Though its terrible it might be better: its yetta

[00:00:47] Or perhaps my second name thats tessye

[00:00:51] Spells t-e-s-s-y-e

[00:00:56] But no no its always miss marmelstein

[00:01:01] You'd think at least miss m they could try

[00:01:06] Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

[00:01:08] Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

[00:01:12] Oh I could die

[00:01:15] I'm a very willing secretary

[00:01:19] Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate

[00:01:23] Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment

[00:01:28] Its great I mean simply great

[00:01:32] But the aggravation of my situation

[00:01:36] I might as well get it off my chest

[00:01:41] Its the drum appellation

[00:01:46] Oh pardon the big words I apply

[00:01:48] But I was an english major at c c n y

[00:01:50] Drum appellation

[00:01:54] Well literally I am persistently addressed

[00:01:59] Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed

[00:02:05] Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic

[00:02:08] Why is it always miss marmelstein

[00:02:12] Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

[00:02:18] Other girls get called by their nick names right away

[00:02:22] Slightly naughty or riske

[00:02:24] Do you know what I mean ha ha mmmmmmm

[00:02:27] Nobody calls me : koo-chee-koo or boobala or passion pie

[00:02:37] Even hey there babe thought not respectable

[00:02:40] Ain't so objectable

[00:02:43] Its kind of crummy but chummy

[00:02:46] Of course if I got married that would do it

[00:02:50] So wheres the lucky guy ha

[00:02:55] Till then it still is miss marmelstein

[00:03:00] Everyday I get more and more fast

[00:03:05] Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

[00:03:07] Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

[00:03:11] Oh oh oh

[00:03:15] I could bust