《Couch Potato (Parody of ”Lose Yourself” by Eminem)(Parody of ”Lose Yourself” by Eminem)》歌词

[00:00:00] Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:02] Look

[00:00:05] If you had

[00:00:07] One shot

[00:00:09] To sit on your lazy butt

[00:00:12] And watch all the TV you ever wanted

[00:00:14] Until your brain turned to mush

[00:00:17] Would you go for it

[00:00:19] Or just let it slip

[00:00:20] Yo

[00:00:22] Remote is ready

[00:00:23] Eyes wide palms are sweaty

[00:00:24] There's Flintstones on the TV already

[00:00:26] Wilma 'n' Betty

[00:00:27] No virgin to channel surfing

[00:00:28] And I'm HD ready

[00:00:30] So I flip

[00:00:31] Garbage is all I'm getting

[00:00:33] There's Simon Cowell

[00:00:34] Who folks wanna disembowel

[00:00:35] He opens his mouth

[00:00:36] Always says something foul

[00:00:38] They're dying wow

[00:00:39] Wannabes are crying now

[00:00:41] He votes them out

[00:00:42] Time to throw in the towel

[00:00:43] Shows based on reality

[00:00:45] Oh the humanity

[00:00:46] Oh ozzy's family

[00:00:48] Sho' loves profanity

[00:00:49] Whoa the insanity

[00:00:50] Oh dogs that crap and pee

[00:00:52] Home of depravity

[00:00:53] No they live happily

[00:00:55] Yo

[00:00:55] Plus da Ali g show

[00:00:57] And celebrity mole

[00:00:58] Oh and there's Anna Nicole

[00:00:59] Well she's scaring me

[00:01:01] Look ma no cavities

[00:01:02] Oh it's a station break

[00:01:03] Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something

[00:01:05] You're gonna lose your mind watching' TV they told me they'd scold me

[00:01:09] But I'd still tune in every show show

[00:01:11] My cable gets c-span TV-land and hbo

[00:01:14] The travel channel discovery and lifetime yo

[00:01:16] You're gonna lose your mind watching' TV

[00:01:19] They told me cajoled me turn off those music videos no

[00:01:22] I'm gonna watch c-span TV-land and hbo

[00:01:25] The history channel and QVC and lifetime yo

[00:01:28] You're gonna

[00:01:28] My butt is aching

[00:01:29] As I watch NASCAR racing

[00:01:31] That show about undertaking

[00:01:33] Larry king

[00:01:34] To 24 to law and order

[00:01:36] The weather channel's boring like 60 minutes's ancient reporters

[00:01:40] Next up one true Hollywood story

[00:01:43] The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

[00:01:46] Shows for next fall they've already been naming

[00:01:48] Csi Boise and touched by an uncle both sound pretty lame 'n'

[00:01:53] So does everybody tolerates Raymond

[00:01:55] And king of queens jumped the shark the first minute

[00:01:58] I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

[00:02:01] I'll move right on to 8 simple rules for dating my teenaged daughter

[00:02:05] Then I bet

[00:02:06] I watch the bachelorette

[00:02:07] Followed by welcome back kotter

[00:02:09] And the Muppet show where they go 'Mahan Mahan'

[00:02:12] You're gonna lose your mind watching TV

[00:02:14] They told me they'd scold me

[00:02:15] But I'd still tune in every show show

[00:02:17] My cable gets c-span TV-land and HBO

[00:02:20] The Disney channel and age and lifetime yo

[00:02:23] You're gonna lose your mind watching TV

[00:02:25] They told me cajoled me

[00:02:26] But I still love Lisa kudrow drow

[00:02:28] I'm looking at c-span TV-land and HBO

[00:02:31] The playboy channel and court TV and lifetime yo

[00:02:33] You're gonna

[00:02:34] Never missed Melrose place or lost in space

[00:02:36] I've seen each amazing race and without a trace

[00:02:39] But I only watched will and grace one time one day

[00:02:42] Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

[00:02:45] Oh and fear factor I watched maybe a half hour

[00:02:48] After that felt like I needed a long shower

[00:02:50] Network execs with naked ambitions

[00:02:53] Next week on fox watch lions eat Christians

[00:02:56] Like to tie up those programming planners

[00:02:59] Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like scanners

[00:03:03] Leech-covered grub-eating fools on survivor

[00:03:06] Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of mar rob Schneider

[00:03:10] And there's Gilligan and SpongeBob plus there's MacGyver

[00:03:12] And jay leno has got Madonna hey there's Luke Perry on a

[00:03:15] Special all pig-Latin episode of drew care

[00:03:18] Wanna turn on ET 'cause I'm a gossip freak

[00:03:20] And I gotta know who J lo is marrying this week

[00:03:23] A 30 second spot

[00:03:24] Then we come back to are you hot

[00:03:26] I was planning on recording the sopranos

[00:03:28] I forgot

[00:03:30] I love shows with or without a plot

[00:03:32] I'll stare 'til my legs are numb my eyes bloodshot

[00:03:34] Because I only have got

[00:03:36] One brain to rot

[00:03:37] I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot

[00:03:40] You're gonna lose your mind watching TV

[00:03:42] They told me they'd scold me

[00:03:43] But I'd still tune in every show show

[00:03:45] My cable gets c-span TV-land and HBO

[00:03:48] The sci-fi channel and amc and lifetime yo

[00:03:51] You're gonna lose your mind watching TV

[00:03:53] They told me cajoled me turn off that Oprah winfrey show no

[00:03:56] I got it on c-span TV-land and HBO

[00:03:59] The learning channel and MTV and lifetime yo

[00:04:02] You're gonna

[00:04:04] You can watch anything you want to man