《Divine Madness》歌词

[00:05:36] Divine Madness - Divine

[00:05:36] This is the story of a young girl

[00:05:36] Who was the hippest chick in town.

[00:05:36] They call her Big Noise from Winettka.

[00:05:36] Miss Birdie's sure to get around.

[00:05:36] Big Noise flew in from Winnetka,

[00:05:36] Stole each fellow's heart and then

[00:05:36] Big Noise flew in from Winnetka,

[00:05:36] Big Noise flew right out again.

[00:05:36] Stop! Look! Listen! Here comes the Big Noise!

[00:05:36] Stop! Look! Listen! Here comes the Big Noise!

[00:05:36] I am the one they call the Big Noise.

[00:05:36] I'm looking fine and feeling sharp.

[00:05:36] I just flew in from Winnetka, don't you know?

[00:05:36] I'm gonna blow this joint apart!

[00:05:36] I got my high heels! I don't need no wheels!

[00:05:36] My footwork is an art!

[00:05:36] You know the joint is jumpin',

[00:05:36] My heart is pumpin',

[00:05:36] And this is just the start!

[00:05:36] Whoa! I was a big noise from Winnetka,

[00:05:36] I'll be a big noise in your heart!

[00:05:36] Whooooa!

[00:05:36] Tempting when she's walkin',

[00:05:36] Tempting when she's talkin'!

[00:05:36] Listen to her squakin'!

[00:05:36] There she goes 'round again,

[00:05:36] Up and then down again,

[00:05:36] In and then out, ooooh, bop!

[00:05:36] "Hi! Welcome to another foul evening with the Divine Miss M!

[00:05:36] "After many a summer dies the swan,"

[00:05:36] But not when their stuck in a turkey as big as this one!

[00:05:36] Watch us as we scratch and claw out hour

[00:05:36] Upon the stage in yet another feeble-minded attempt

[00:05:36] To turn chicken s**t in to chicken salad.

[00:05:36] Make no mistake about it, eggs will be laid tonight!

[00:05:36] Ain't that right girls? Oh, my girls.

[00:05:36] My three favorite schochkies on the breakfront of life.

[00:05:36] I'll never forget the first time I found these girls,

[00:05:36] Selling their papayas on 42nd Street. So flushed, so filthy.

[00:05:36] The astonishing verbal abuse they heaped upon me made me certain

[00:05:36] We were destined to share the stage someday.

[00:05:36] Not only are my girls fine singers and dancers,

[00:05:36] Not only are they gorgeous and talented,

[00:05:36] But they also think I'm god!

[00:05:36] Ain't that right, girls?

[00:05:36] They function as a greek chorus.

[00:05:36] These girls don't know s**t about Euripides,

[00:05:36] But they know plenty about Trojans.

[00:05:36] Ladies and gentlemen, a rousing hand for the semi-classical

[00:05:36] Harlettes! Laides!

[00:05:36] Alright girls, sing 'em your siren song, go ahead.

[00:05:36] Turn them men into pigs. Not the band, you idiots.

[00:05:36] Those, that bunch right over there in the front row.

[00:05:36] Not much of a challenge, huh?

[00:05:36] This group is already well on it's way to oink oink land.

[00:05:36] Oops, so sorry. Once again behaving in a manner I had sworn to aschew.

[00:05:36] Thank you. Once again falling into the vat of vulgarity.

[00:05:36] Oh tut tut. I did so want to leave my sordid past behind and emerge

[00:05:36] Form this project beathed in a new and ennobling light.

[00:05:36] I wanted to come out and be the sweet, pure, honest,

[00:05:36] Unadorned person that I really really am.

[00:05:36] I wanted to show you the good beneath the gaudy,

[00:05:36] The saint beneath all this paint, the sweet, pure,

[00:05:36] Winsome little soul that lurks beneath this lurid exterior.

[00:05:36] But fortunately, just as I was about to rush down the path

[00:05:36] To repectability and righteousness,

[00:05:36] A wee small voice called out to me in the night

[00:05:36] And reminded me of the motto by which I've always tried to live my life:

[00:05:36] F$Ck 'em if they can't take A joke! "

[00:05:36] "Hi! "After many a summer dies the swan,"

[00:05:36] But not when she's stuck in a turkey the size of this one!

[00:05:36] Make no mistake about it folks, eggs will be laid tonight!

[00:05:36] Ain't that right girls? Oh, my girls.

[00:05:36] My three favorite schochkies on the breakfront of life.

[00:05:36] I'll never forget the first time I found these girls,

[00:05:36] Peddling their papayas on 42nd Street.

[00:05:36] Not only are my girls fine singers and dancers,

[00:05:36] Not only are they gorgeous and talented,

[00:05:36] But they also think I'm god! "

[00:05:36] I am the one they call the bi-i-i-i-g noise!

[00:05:36] I am a living work of art!

[00:05:36] I just flew in from Winnetka, daddy-o!

[00:05:36] I'm gonna blow this joint apart!

[00:05:36] Everyone has a bit of big noise in his heart.

[00:05:36] Everyone loves a little sin.

[00:05:36] Well, I'm gonna be the first girl in the line

[00:05:36] When the festivities begin!

[00:05:36] I was a scandle, too hot to handle!

[00:05:36] They said, "You'd best depart!"

[00:05:36] Oh! Exit Big Noise from Winnetka.

[00:05:36] Enter. ..

[00:05:36] Enter! Enter!

[00:05:36] Big Noise in his heart!