《The Darktown Poker Club》歌词

[00:00:00] The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris

[00:00:07] Bill jackson was a poor old dub

[00:00:08] Who joined the darktown poker club

[00:00:10] But cursed the day he

[00:00:11] Told them he would join

[00:00:14] His money used to go like it had wings

[00:00:15] If he yelled queens someone had kings

[00:00:17] And each night he would

[00:00:18] Contribute all his coin

[00:00:21] Then he said I'm gonna play em tight tonight

[00:00:22] He said there'll be no bobtail

[00:00:23] Flushes make me bite

[00:00:24] Cause when I gets in them

[00:00:25] My hands will be a peach

[00:00:28] And he played them tight but lost his pile

[00:00:29] And bill got peevish after a while

[00:00:31] So he rose looked all

[00:00:32] Around and made this speech

[00:00:35] He said you all see this brand new razor

[00:00:36] I had it sharpened just today

[00:00:38] Now I'm coming in there with my rules

[00:00:40] That you must follow when you play

[00:00:42] Now keep your big bony hands on the table

[00:00:44] While you dealing please

[00:00:45] And don't be slipping them aces down there

[00:00:47] Er in between your knees

[00:00:49] And don't be making all them funny signs

[00:00:50] Like you trying to tip off your hand

[00:00:52] Just talk in american boy american

[00:00:54] So I can understand

[00:00:56] And don't be dealing off the bottom

[00:00:57] Because ooh that's rough

[00:00:59] Take five five then stop that's enough

[00:01:03] Now when you bet put up the chips

[00:01:04] Because I don't like it when you shy

[00:01:06] Then if you get busted

[00:01:07] Go on out and get some

[00:01:07] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:01:10] Pass them cards for me to shuffle

[00:01:11] Everytime before you deals

[00:01:13] Then if anythings wrong I must see

[00:01:17] Cause I mean you always ain't no er

[00:01:19] Keep playing that game

[00:01:19] According to mr hoyle

[00:01:21] You all play this game according to me

[00:01:31] Now sitting right there in that there clan

[00:01:33] There chance to be a one eyed man

[00:01:34] And bill kept watching him

[00:01:35] Out the corner of his eye

[00:01:39] When ole one eye would deal and then

[00:01:40] Would cost that bill another five or ten

[00:01:42] Bill got up again looked all

[00:01:43] Around him with a sigh

[00:01:45] He said lord this is an awful shame

[00:01:47] He said there someone

[00:01:48] Cheatin' in this 'ere game

[00:01:49] He said it goes er

[00:01:50] It ain't no do for me to name the guy

[00:01:53] So I'll refrain from

[00:01:53] Mentioning the party's name

[00:01:54] If I catch him cheatin' just once again

[00:01:56] I'm gonna take my fist

[00:01:57] And close that other eye

[00:02:00] Now you see this brand new razor

[00:02:01] I had it sharpened just today

[00:02:03] I'm comin' in there with my own rules

[00:02:05] That you must follow when you play

[00:02:06] Hey kid keep your hands up there

[00:02:08] While you're givin' them out please

[00:02:10] Stop puttin' them wildies

[00:02:12] Down there 'tween your knees

[00:02:14] Stop makin' all them funny signs

[00:02:15] Like you're tryin' to tip off your hand

[00:02:17] Keep talkin' in american big aaa

[00:02:19] That's what I can understand

[00:02:21] And don't be getting'

[00:02:22] Them off the bottom

[00:02:22] Because I keep tryin'

[00:02:23] To tell you it's rough

[00:02:25] This an army game five

[00:02:26] Five halt that's enough

[00:02:28] Now when you bet let me

[00:02:28] See the reds and blues

[00:02:29] 'Cause I don't like it when you shy

[00:02:31] Then if you run out of

[00:02:32] Gas go get pumped up

[00:02:33] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:02:35] Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle

[00:02:37] Everytime before you deal let me ripple

[00:02:39] Anything wrong I wanna see

[00:02:42] I keep playin' the game now

[00:02:44] According to that mr hoyle

[00:02:46] You all gonna play this game

[00:02:47] According to me

[00:02:48] Henry if you break the seal

[00:02:49] On that new deck of bicycles

[00:02:51] We'll go on from there yeah

[00:02:53] Yeah yeah yeah