《F**k U Man (Original 12” Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] F**k U Man (Original 12" Version) - Kool G Rap

[00:00:10] Since I made the record "Talk Like Sex "

[00:00:12] B**ches are comin' up with their friends

[00:00:13] For a ni**a to hit the skins

[00:00:15] Hopin' the Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes

[00:00:17] But I'm leavin' b**ches' vaginas

[00:00:19] With more stitches than Frankenstein

[00:00:21] Some even had the nerve to try to give me head

[00:00:23] And swallow the whole jimmy to make a ni**a fed

[00:00:26] But come on you b**ches don't make me laugh;

[00:00:28] You couldn't deep throat G Rap

[00:00:29] If you was a motherf**kin' giraffe

[00:00:31] Dag some even fled when they saw the head

[00:00:34] Cuz G's dick would make you seasick

[00:00:35] F**kin' me in a waterbed

[00:00:37] Don't try to paly me like no sucker

[00:00:39] Cuz these b**ches'll be callin' up

[00:00:41] Dial-a-Mattress like a motherf**ker

[00:00:42] You heard the song before; you don't wanna see me

[00:00:45] "I'll f**k you on the A-train while I write graffiti "

[00:00:48] I'll even f**k you in a taxi cab

[00:00:50] And after sex with a ni**a you'll be buyin'

[00:00:52] A box of maxi-pads

[00:00:54] Soon as you open your legs

[00:00:55] No need for no birth control b**ch

[00:00:57] Cuz my dick is touchin' the eggs

[00:00:58] Kool G Rap the p**sy slammer;

[00:01:00] Hell I'd be talkin' f**ked up grammar

[00:01:02] If you was Bad Mamma Jamma

[00:01:04] I ain't small I'll have you cummin' like waterfalls

[00:01:07] And then turn them sugar walls into Carnegie Hall

[00:01:09] Leavin' my mark on b**ches like Zorro

[00:01:11] Plus f**kin' b**ches so def like

[00:01:13] There won't be no p**sy left tomorrow

[00:01:15] Hittin' hoes like it ain't funny

[00:01:16] I think about bowls of Cheerios

[00:01:18] Because I want my nuts and honey

[00:01:20] Talkin' to all the women that look fine

[00:01:22] Pretendin' my prick was Moby Dick

[00:01:24] And have a whale of a time

[00:01:26] Now I'm not a deep-sea diver

[00:01:27] But I love it when my dick's covered

[00:01:30] And smothered with saliva

[00:01:31] Sh*t might even straighten out your dentures

[00:01:33] Because it's not just a blow job honey it's an adventure

[00:01:37] But 69 and I ain't with that:

[00:01:39] I'll go to a Chinese restaurant b**ch if I wanna eat cats

[00:01:42] Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna G

[00:01:44] So when it comes to p**sy-lickin'

[00:01:46] I'm the chicken of the sea

[00:01:47] I should be on the sex channel;

[00:01:50] Not a chump cuz I'm givin'

[00:01:51] Punk-b**ches better humps than camels

[00:01:53] If you're a virgin I'll make it fit

[00:01:55] Because my dick'll pop the cherry

[00:01:57] And spit out the f**kin' pit

[00:01:58] And if you're concerned my sperm don't burn

[00:02:01] And if it did I'd give that nappy-headed a** a f**kin' perm

[00:02:03] Shucks I instruct a f**kin' lesson

[00:02:05] You think it's painless

[00:02:07] I hit the anus and f**k up your large intestines

[00:02:09] Leavin' you b**ches stingin' from the bangin';

[00:02:11] My man Jimmy got a hole in his head

[00:02:13] But yo that ni**a's still hangin'

[00:02:14] B**ch you'd rather hump a f**kin' whole army

[00:02:17] Cuz even the Witness Protection Program

[00:02:19] Couldn't hide this man's salami

[00:02:20] You f**k around and catch a seizure

[00:02:22] Before I f**k a hoe I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia

[00:02:25] Lettin' saliva dribble on your nipple

[00:02:27] Orgasms double and triple sit ripple

[00:02:28] And turn your a** into a gripple

[00:02:31] Then I see you searchin' for the swellin'

[00:02:33] Cuz I'm-a leave a hole so big your

[00:02:34] Gynecologist might fall the hell in

[00:02:36] Got damn I hit the ham right;

[00:02:38] Honeybuns you can ask my Three Sons

[00:02:40] I got the Dick right out the Van Dyke

[00:02:42] I'm f**kin' naked girls with fly rhymes

[00:02:44] But don't push me because that

[00:02:45] P**sy will be runnin' for it's nine lives

[00:02:47] I know you hookers can't refuse this

[00:02:49] But dont' pick me to give no hickeys

[00:02:51] Cuz I'm givin' b**ches bruises

[00:02:52] Yeah I'll tear that p**sy hole apart

[00:02:54] For f**kin' with G Rap after dark

[00:02:56] You'd rather jog in Central Park

[00:02:58] So if you want kids before I f**k ya

[00:03:00] Look at the size of my dick

[00:03:02] And you'll let out the motherf**kers

[00:03:04] Sh*t b**ches get open like a can;

[00:03:06] Just leave it up to G Rap

[00:03:07] Cuz I'm the neighborhood F**k U Man