《My Pipe My Boots And My Lord》歌词

[00:00:01] My Pipe My Boots And My Lord - Jake Thackray

[00:00:06] Bring me me pipe call for me wife

[00:00:09] Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied

[00:00:11] With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms

[00:00:14] And me boot up the Landlord’s backside

[00:00:22] I lead a peaceful life I‘m the unobtrusive type

[00:00:28] I live for my ever-loving wife and

[00:00:31] My evil-smelling pipe

[00:00:33] Though my darling loves me well

[00:00:36] She often heaps abuse

[00:00:39] On me pipe and its poxy smell

[00:00:42] But me pipe has got its usefulness

[00:00:45] For when our huffing puffing

[00:00:48] Landlord calls upon us

[00:00:51] Crushing our humble privet under his Jag

[00:00:57] I light my pipe and I defy his bluster

[00:01:03] By blowing billows of my blackest shag

[00:01:07] Up his Homberg

[00:01:15] Bring me me pipe call for me wife

[00:01:17] Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied

[00:01:20] With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms

[00:01:23] And me boot up the Landlord’s backside

[00:01:31] And after my supper I like to enjoy matrimonial bliss

[00:01:36] I retire to the sofa with me pipe

[00:01:39] And dally with my missus

[00:01:42] But my little wife protests my little wife asserts

[00:01:48] She could kiss me with a lot more zest

[00:01:51] If I took me pipe out first

[00:01:54] but when our narrow-eyed landlord

[00:01:57] Comes to call upon us

[00:02:01] Prodding our garden gnome

[00:02:03] With his walking stick

[00:02:06] I tap him in the chest with me pipe stem

[00:02:09] Confidentially

[00:02:12] And watch my black tobacco juices trickle

[00:02:17] Down his mohair

[00:02:24] Bring me me pipe call for me wife

[00:02:27] Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied

[00:02:30] With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms

[00:02:33] And me boot up the Landlord’s backside

[00:02:41] And at the end of the day

[00:02:43] I sit up in bed and I smoke

[00:02:47] Peacefully puffing away till me wife

[00:02:50] Has finished her cocoa

[00:02:52] But my little wife protests that

[00:02:56] Smoking in bed incurs

[00:02:59] Burn marks on me chest and

[00:03:02] A few too many on hers

[00:03:04] but when our smirking Landlord

[00:03:07] Comes to call upon us

[00:03:10] I can look him straight in his moustache

[00:03:16] Remaining ever so calm and ever so courteous

[00:03:22] And ever so gently knockin’ out me ash on

[00:03:27] His Hush Puppies

[00:03:34] Bring me me pipe call for me wife

[00:03:37] Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied

[00:03:40] With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms

[00:03:43] And me boot up the Landlord’s backside