《I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night》歌词

[00:00:01] I sneaked into the kitchen

[00:00:02] In the middle of the night

[00:00:04] And I found a chocolate cake

[00:00:06] And I cut it with a knife

[00:00:09] Twelve pieces I did cut

[00:00:11] Eleven of them I ate

[00:00:13] And one by one

[00:00:14] There was almost none left upon the plate

[00:00:18] But before I finished eating

[00:00:21] I saved a little slice

[00:00:23] To give to my baby brother

[00:00:25] 'Cause I am very nice

[00:00:29] I crawled back upstairs

[00:00:31] And got my brother out of bed

[00:00:33] And quietly I whispered

[00:00:35] And this is what I said

[00:00:39] As we walked real quiet

[00:00:41] Down the bedroom stairs

[00:00:43] With Tommy sucking his thumb

[00:00:45] And hugging his teddy bear

[00:00:47] I said "Quick quick Tommy

[00:00:49] Look what I found

[00:00:52] Shhhhh Be quiet

[00:00:53] And quickly gulp it down "

[00:00:59] Just then we heard a thump

[00:01:01] And a clumpity clump clump clump

[00:01:03] We knew it was our mommy

[00:01:05] And in the darkness we all bumped

[00:01:07] Then the lights came on

[00:01:09] And I heard her say

[00:01:12] "Blah blah blah blah

[00:01:14] " in her special "blah blah" way

[00:01:20] "Who finished up the cake

[00:01:21] Who's the rotten kid "

[00:01:23] And since Tommy had the last piece

[00:01:26] I said "He did "

[00:01:31] She looked at him and saw

[00:01:33] That his face was full of crumbs

[00:01:35] With chocolate flavored icing

[00:01:37] On his nose and on his thumbs

[00:01:40] I went back upstairs

[00:01:41] As my mother yelled some more

[00:01:44] "Blah blah blah blah" just like before

[00:01:52] But I knew it wasn't right;

[00:01:53] Tom was just a kid;

[00:01:55] So I told her that the cake

[00:01:57] Was eaten by my Uncle Sid

[00:02:01] Mommy looked surprised

[00:02:03] Then her face turned red

[00:02:05] And I bet you know exactly what she said

[00:02:11] She said

[00:02:12] "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

[00:02:16] Blah blah blah blah blah "