《The Bronx Bird Watcher》歌词

[00:00:00] The Bronx Bird Watcher - Allan Sherman

[00:00:12] On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit

[00:00:17] Singing willow tit willow tit willow

[00:00:26] An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit

[00:00:32] Singing willow tit willow tit willow

[00:00:38] So I said to him Boidie why don't you go way

[00:00:43] He said Thanks very much but I'm planning to stay

[00:00:48] I'm gung sit on that branch for the rest of the day

[00:00:52] Singing willow tit willow tit willow

[00:00:59] So I said to him Boidie you look so distraught

[00:01:03] Singing willow tit willow tit willow

[00:01:09] You gonna be glad when you'll see what I brought

[00:01:14] A pillow a pillow a pillow

[00:01:19] I said Boidie your pardon I humbly would beg

[00:01:23] Put this comfortable pillow right under your leg

[00:01:26] He said Leave me alone while I'm laying an egg

[00:01:31] Uh willow tit willow tit willow

[00:01:40] That night by the light of a matzoh ball moon

[00:01:44] Singing willow tit willow tit willow

[00:01:50] That boidie was singing the same catchy tune

[00:01:54] Willow tit willow tit willow

[00:01:59] And I came and I took him right down from his branch

[00:02:03] And I brought him back home to mine split-level ranch

[00:02:07] And I said to my wife Here's a gift for you Blanche

[00:02:11] He sings 'willow tit willow tit willow '

[00:02:18] Next morning I got up and went to the shop

[00:02:22] Singing willow tit willow tit willow

[00:02:26] That tune was so catchy it just wouldn't stop

[00:02:30] Willow willow willow titty willow willow willow

[00:02:32] Titty willow willow willow willow

[00:02:43] That night I said Blanche how's the bird She said Well

[00:02:49] The boid was delicious it tasted just swell

[00:02:54] But as I fricaseed him he gave out a yell

[00:02:59] 'Oi willow tit willow tit willow '