《Bestest Man》歌词

[00:00:00] Bestest Man - The Mitchell Brothers

[00:00:01] Written by：Sem

[00:00:19] There goes the choiraint

[00:00:25] For me though

[00:00:27] Do you teddy mitchell

[00:00:29] Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after

[00:00:34] No I don't but I can tell you what I do

[00:00:37] I never ever ever ever everever plan to say I do

[00:00:41] I'm the bestestman

[00:00:43] I'm better a best

[00:00:45] I'm better a best

[00:00:47] I'm the bestestman

[00:00:50] I'm better a best way

[00:00:52] Better a best

[00:00:55] Good evening ladies and gentlemen

[00:00:58] I'm so so impressed by the turnout tonight

[00:01:00] And have to compliment everyone on the choice of my attire

[00:01:03] Which I must say is spelndid

[00:01:06] It's only right I do my duty as best man

[00:01:08] I mean bestest man

[00:01:10] 'Cause I'm the best best man you can get

[00:01:12] See I've known the groom since the grandeur days

[00:01:15] When we used to sneak in and watch our dad's pornos together

[00:01:17] So I can also say I known him as my girlfriends nipples

[00:01:21] And have to be as real as possible with him

[00:01:23] Mate now you've said I do you're done

[00:01:26] So said goodbye to a world of coming home when you want

[00:01:29] And going out when you want forever

[00:01:31] See I've stayed ready with my answer

[00:01:33] If the vicar was to ever ask me

[00:01:35] Do you teddy mitchell

[00:01:38] Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after

[00:01:42] No I don't but I can tell you

[00:01:45] What I do I never ever ever ever everevereverever

[00:01:48] Plan to say I do

[00:01:49] I'm the bestestman

[00:01:52] I'm better a best

[00:01:54] I'm better a best

[00:01:56] I'm the bestestman

[00:01:59] I'm better a best way

[00:02:01] Better a best

[00:02:04] Secondly I'd like to thank the groom

[00:02:07] For the toast proposed to the bridesmaids

[00:02:10] Whom I'm definitely gonna deflower by the end of the night

[00:02:12] At least two of them anyways

[00:02:14] Marriage to me is nothing but a civil contract

[00:02:17] And I also see it as an institution

[00:02:19] And who the f**k wants to live in an institution hein

[00:02:22] I mean is kinda like school

[00:02:23] Once that bell rings yous got to go back in

[00:02:26] So once them wedding bells ring

[00:02:27] You're in for the turning

[00:02:29] I mustn't say I don't believe in relationship

[00:02:31] But in most cases marriages or relationships end up sinking

[00:02:34] It's a chick's business to get married as soon as possible

[00:02:37] And a bruv's business to keep unmarried as long as possible

[00:02:40] So I'm always gonna stay ready of my answer

[00:02:42] If the vicar was to ever ask me

[00:02:44] Do you teddy mitchell

[00:02:46] Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after

[00:02:51] No I don't but i can tell you what I do

[00:02:55] I never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say I do

[00:02:58] I'm the bestestman

[00:03:00] I'm better a best

[00:03:02] I'm better a best

[00:03:05] I'm the bestestman

[00:03:07] I'm better a best way

[00:03:09] Better a best

[00:03:12] Eeeeeeh

[00:03:19] Eeeeeeh

[00:03:26] Eeeeeeh

[00:03:32] Eeeeeeh

[00:03:39] I'm the bestestman

[00:03:42] I'm better a best

[00:03:43] I'm better a best

[00:03:46] I'm the bestestman

[00:03:48] I'm better a best way

[00:03:50] Better a best

[00:03:53] I'm the bestestman

[00:03:55] I'm better a best

[00:03:57] I'm better a best

[00:03:59] I'm the bestestman

[00:04:02] I'm better a best way

[00:04:04] Better a best