《I’m My Own Grandpa (In the Style of Lonzo & Oscar)》歌词

[00:00:09] Now many many years ago when I was twenty three

[00:00:13] I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be

[00:00:18] This widow had a grown up daughter

[00:00:20] Who had hair of red

[00:00:22] My father fell in love with her

[00:00:24] And soon they too were wed

[00:00:26] This made my dad my son in law

[00:00:28] And changed my really life

[00:00:30] My daughter was my mother

[00:00:32] 'Cause she was my father's wife

[00:00:34] To complicate the matter

[00:00:36] Even though it brought me joy

[00:00:38] I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

[00:00:42] My little baby then became a brother in law to dad

[00:00:46] And so became my uncle though it made me very sad

[00:00:50] For if he were my uncle then that also made him brother

[00:00:54] Of the widow's grownup daughter

[00:00:56] Who was of course my step mother

[00:00:59] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:03] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:07] It sounds funny I know but it really is so

[00:01:11] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:23] Will father's wife then had a son

[00:01:25] Who kept them on the run

[00:01:28] And he became my grandchild for he

[00:01:30] Was my daughter's son

[00:01:32] My wife is now my mother's mother

[00:01:34] And it makes me blue

[00:01:36] Because although she is my wife

[00:01:38] She's my grandmother too

[00:01:40] Now if my wife is my grandmother

[00:01:42] Then I'm her grandchild

[00:01:44] And every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild

[00:01:48] 'Cause now I have become the strangest

[00:01:50] 'Case you ever saw

[00:01:52] As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa

[00:01:57] I'm my own grandpa I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:05] It sounds funny I know but it really is so

[00:02:09] I'm my own grandpa