《This Offer Is Unrepeatable》歌词

[00:00:00] This Offer Is Unrepeatable - Elvis Costello (埃尔维斯 科斯特洛)/Brodsky Quartet (柏洛斯基弦乐乐团)

[00:00:02] Don't send any money

[00:00:07] Fate has no price

[00:00:09] Ignore at your peril this splendid advice

[00:00:11] An invaluable link in an infinite chain

[00:00:14] An offer like this will just not come again

[00:00:21] You wish you had women to charm and bewitch

[00:00:24] Power of life and death over the rich

[00:00:27] Young girls will be swooning

[00:00:28] Because you're exciting them

[00:00:30] And not only fall at your feet

[00:00:31] But be biting them

[00:00:36] Guaranteed guaranteed to capture your breath

[00:00:39] Or possibly scare you to death

[00:00:42] Sign it and seal it and send it to friends

[00:00:44] Don't mention my name

[00:00:46] Don't make any long term plans

[00:00:53] In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change

[00:00:56] Your best friends won't know

[00:00:57] You and neither will strangers

[00:00:58] Do not keep this letter

[00:01:00] It must leave your hand

[00:01:01] You have been selected from

[00:01:03] Over five thousand

[00:01:09] A twister or dupe will bamboozle and hoodwink you

[00:01:12] I can't say more it would only confuse you

[00:01:15] The wine that they offer will go to your head

[00:01:17] And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread

[00:01:24] Guaranteed guaranteed for a lifetime or more

[00:01:27] Guaranteed for this world and the next

[00:01:30] Guaranteed guaranteed for the world and it's mother

[00:01:33] Cherish this life as you won't get another one

[00:01:39] Unless you should take up this fabulous offer

[00:01:41] Don't leave it too late

[00:01:42] Or you'll be bound to suffer

[00:01:43] Woebetide anyone so woebegone

[00:01:46] You won't know you're born or about to pass on

[00:01:52] You'll never get tired

[00:01:54] You'll never get bored

[00:01:55] By the way I just hope you're insured

[00:01:58] And if you're not satisfied

[00:01:59] If you want more

[00:02:00] We can always provide an improved overture

[00:02:05] Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable

[00:02:08] This offer is unrepeatable

[00:02:13] Your trouble will vanish

[00:02:15] Your tears will dry

[00:02:16] Your blessing will just multiply

[00:02:19] Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable

[00:02:22] This offer is unrepeatable

[00:02:27] Guaranteed guaranteed to bring fortune and favor

[00:02:30] A riot of colours and flavours

[00:02:33] Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable

[00:02:36] This offer is unrepeatable

[00:02:42] Would I lie to you

[00:02:43] Would I sell you a dud

[00:02:45] Just sign on the line

[00:02:47] Could you possibly write it in blood