《Sister Josephine》歌词

[00:00:00] Sister Josephine - Jake Thackray

[00:00:08] Oh Sister Josephine

[00:00:12] What do all these policemen mean

[00:00:16] By coming to the convent in a Grim limousine

[00:00:20] After Sister Josephine

[00:00:24] While you Sister Josephine

[00:00:28] You sit with your boots up

[00:00:30] On the altar screen

[00:00:32] You smoke one last cigar

[00:00:37] What a funny nun you are

[00:00:40] The policemen say that Josephine's

[00:00:42] A burglar in disguise

[00:00:44] Big bad Norman-fifteen years on the run

[00:00:48] The sisters disbelieve it No

[00:00:50] That can't be Josephine

[00:00:52] Just think about her tenderness

[00:00:54] Towards the younger nuns

[00:00:59] Oh Sister Josephine

[00:01:03] They're searching the chapel

[00:01:05] Where you've been seen

[00:01:07] The nooks and the crannies of

[00:01:09] The nun's canteen

[00:01:12] After Sister Josephine

[00:01:15] While you Sister Josephine

[00:01:19] You sip one farewell Benedictine

[00:01:23] Before your au revoir

[00:01:27] A right funny nun you are

[00:01:31] Admittedly her hands are big and hairy

[00:01:35] And embellished with a curious tattoo

[00:01:39] Admittedly her voice is on the deep side

[00:01:42] And she seems to shave more often

[00:01:45] Than the other sisters do

[00:01:50] Oh Sister Josephine

[00:01:54] Founder of the convent pontoon team

[00:01:58] They're looking through your bundles

[00:02:00] Of rare magazines

[00:02:02] After Sister Josephine

[00:02:06] While you Sister Josephine

[00:02:10] You give a goodbye sniff of benzedrine

[00:02:14] To the convent budgerigar

[00:02:18] A bloody funny nun you are

[00:02:22] No longer will her snores ring through

[00:02:25] The chapel during prayers

[00:02:27] Nor her lustful moanings fill the stilly night

[00:02:31] No more empty bottles of altar wine

[00:02:33] Come clunking from her cell

[00:02:35] No longer will the cloister toilet

[00:02:37] Seat stand upright

[00:02:40] Oh Sister Josephine

[00:02:45] Slipping through their fingers like Vaseline

[00:02:49] Leaving them to clutch your empty crinoline

[00:02:53] After Sister Josephine

[00:02:56] While you Sister Josephine

[00:03:01] Sprinting through the suburbs when last seen

[00:03:04] Dressed only in your wimple and your rosary

[00:03:09] A right funny nun you seem to be