《I Know It’s Today》歌词

[00:00:00] play the shrek: the musical quiz

[00:00:02] settle in, girls, it's story time

[00:00:07] there's a princess in a tower

[00:00:10] oh, my gosh, that's just like me

[00:00:13] poor rapunzel needs a haircut

[00:00:17] but the witch won't set her free

[00:00:20] she passes time by singing

[00:00:22] like someone else i know

[00:00:23] as years go by she sits and waits

[00:00:25] as years go by? uh oh

[00:00:27] a torturous existence

[00:00:30] i don't remember this part

[00:00:31] she wishes she were dead

[00:00:33] skip ahead, skip ahead

[00:00:35] but in the end rapunzel

[00:00:38] finds a millionaire

[00:00:40] the prince is good at climbing

[00:00:43] and braiding golden hair

[00:00:47] so i know, he'll appear

[00:00:50] 'cause there are rules

[00:00:52] and there are strictures

[00:00:55] i believe the storybooks

[00:00:57] i read by candlelight

[00:01:01] my white knight and his steed

[00:01:05] will look just like these pictures

[00:01:08] it won't be long now, i guarantee

[00:01:14] day number 23

[00:01:20] i know it's today, i know it's today

[00:01:31] oh, here's a good one, it's a classic

[00:01:35] there's a princess in a comma

[00:01:38] glad it's her instead of me

[00:01:42] pretty maiden in a glass box

[00:01:46] how i wonder does she pee?

[00:01:48] blah, blah, blah, poison apple

[00:01:50] boring, boring, evil queen

[00:01:52] filler, filler, been there, read that

[00:01:54] seven shorties on the scene

[00:01:55] skip ahead, skip ahead

[00:01:58] but in the end the princess

[00:02:01] wakes up with a start

[00:02:03] the prince is good at kissing

[00:02:05] and melting snow white's heart

[00:02:09] so i know, he'll appear

[00:02:13] and his armor will be blinding

[00:02:17] as shining as his perfect teeth

[00:02:21] and manly hose

[00:02:23] he'll propose on one knee

[00:02:26] and our prenup will be binding

[00:02:30] about time we set the wedding date

[00:02:36] day number 958

[00:02:42] i know it's today, he'll show up today

[00:02:54] there's a princess, any princess

[00:02:57] take your pick, they're all like me

[00:03:01] not exactly, i'm still waiting

[00:03:04] they're living happily

[00:03:08] ever after, better get here

[00:03:09] i want love in second's flat

[00:03:11] no one needs these middle bits

[00:03:13] oops, did i do that?

[00:03:15] cut the villains, cut the vamping

[00:03:17] cut this fairytale

[00:03:19] cut the peril and the pitfalls

[00:03:20] cut the puppet and the whale

[00:03:22] cut the monsters, cut the curses

[00:03:24] keep the intro, cut the verses

[00:03:26] and the waiting, the waiting

[00:03:28] the waiting, the waiting, the waiting

[00:03:37] but i know, he'll appear

[00:03:40] though i seem a bit bipolar

[00:03:45] and i'm a vandal now as well

[00:03:48] though he won't mind

[00:03:50] i'm a find, i'm a catch

[00:03:54] and a very gifted bowler

[00:03:58] it won't be long now, i guarantee

[00:04:03] day number

[00:04:06] are you there, god?

[00:04:09] it's me, fiona, it's me, fiona

[00:04:19] now i know, he'll appear

[00:04:23] 'cause there are rules

[00:04:24] and there are strictures

[00:04:27] i believe the storybooks

[00:04:30] i read by candlelight

[00:04:33] my white knight

[00:04:34] my knight and his steed

[00:04:37] will look just like these pictures

[00:04:40] it won't be long now, i guarantee

[00:04:46] day number 23

[00:04:48] day number 958

[00:04:50] day number 8423

[00:05:00] i know it's today, i know it's today

[00:05:03] i know it's today, i know it's today

[00:05:05] i know it's today, i know it's today

[00:05:09] i know it's today