《Whack Rappers》歌词

[00:00:00] This next song is dedicated to all whack rappers

[00:00:03] And all the whack people who like and buy their whack music

[00:00:07] I think you crazy if you like Jay-z

[00:00:10] Don't change clothes change the cd

[00:00:14] Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be

[00:00:16] Cause you do need a hook and another beat

[00:00:19] Jermaine Dupree you know you wrong

[00:00:22] F**ked up Chingy's song

[00:00:24] Afro-mother f**kin-M-A-N can't stand no mother f**kin Ying-Yang Twins

[00:00:28] I think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant irritating bunch of noise

[00:00:33] If you don't give a d**n gon throw it out

[00:00:36] If you don't give a d**n gon throw it out

[00:00:38] To the window up against the wall

[00:00:43] Laugh when the motherf**ker falls

[00:00:45] These fools can't rap at all

[00:00:48] I never buy a tune

[00:00:49] From the Neptunes

[00:00:50] When they beat come on

[00:00:51] I hope it go off soon

[00:00:54] Fabolous whats Fabolous about

[00:00:55] I think he terrible music unbearable

[00:00:58] Rippin off Mase with that look on his face

[00:01:00] Oh man

[00:01:01] I rest my case

[00:01:04] Kelis wow I hate her so much right now

[00:01:07] My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[00:01:10] Who gave her a record deal oh my god

[00:01:12] Nas is in the video with Kelis

[00:01:15] Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce

[00:01:17] Both of these rappers are whack

[00:01:19] Yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante

[00:01:22] The music industry is usin the slang

[00:01:24] And trying to play it off like they doing their thing

[00:01:27] Cmon Cameron oh boy

[00:01:28] Oh boy

[00:01:29] Dipset

[00:01:30] Dipset

[00:01:31] Oh boy

[00:01:31] How can you be from a city so black

[00:01:34] And bust s**tty lyrics that's whick whick whack

[00:01:36] Get back on Kelis

[00:01:37] Oh yeah Kaelis this is what I want you to do

[00:01:41] Get on your knees face me

[00:01:43] I got a milkshake for you and its tasty

[00:01:47] Just like your album

[00:01:51] Puff Daddy enough already

[00:01:53] Now its P Diddy still sound s**tty

[00:01:56] How can your group be called Da Band

[00:01:58] No body plays an instrument man

[00:02:01] I don't play B2K

[00:02:03] RB singers B2Gay

[00:02:05] You know they broke up over money

[00:02:07] Oh yeah that's too bad I don't care

[00:02:10] I think its good no doubt

[00:02:12] They can stop putting all that bulls**t out

[00:02:15] Like what a girl want what a girl need

[00:02:18] A f**kin job and a brand new hair weave

[00:02:20] What a girl want what a girl need

[00:02:23] A f**kin job and a brand new hair weave

[00:02:24] A bump bump bump

[00:02:26] That is all I wanna do

[00:02:28] A bump bump bump

[00:02:31] That's my song that's what I wrote down on the peice of paper

[00:02:34] A bump bump bump

[00:02:35] Call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse with me

[00:02:39] Real pimps get down on the flow

[00:02:41] But I don't see a h*e in the video

[00:02:44] Why is David Banner runnin from the clan

[00:02:46] What happened to the b***hes man

[00:02:49] Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes

[00:02:54] Its supposed to be about Cadillacs

[00:02:56] Not David Banner bringin dead people back

[00:02:58] Even though its all good

[00:02:59] It might get misunderstood

[00:03:01] D**n skippy mississippi is the hood

[00:03:04] Raps I'm writing up I can't lighten up

[00:03:06] Until these whack a*s rappers tightin up

[00:03:09] Missy Elliot she looks like Halle Berry that's scary

[00:03:16] Her cd ain't worth it

[00:03:18] Put you money in your pocket and reverse it

[00:03:21] Her cd ain't worth it

[00:03:23] Put you money in your pocket and reverse it

[00:03:25] Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t

[00:03:28] Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t

[00:03:30] Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t

[00:03:33] Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t

[00:03:35] Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t

[00:03:39] I can't stand her music going in my ear

[00:03:45] If you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here

[00:03:50] I can't stand her music going in my ear

[00:03:55] If you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here

[00:04:00] Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

[00:04:08] Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

[00:04:13] Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

[00:04:18] Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

[00:04:22] Hey man hey look Trina's on tv

[00:04:24] Oh yeah ooh she fine

[00:04:26] Hey homie Trinas on tv she cute

[00:04:29] Not when she rappin press mute

[00:04:31] And now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution

[00:04:36] Even with her weave

[00:04:38] Even with a weave

[00:04:39] I can't stand Eve

[00:04:40] I can't stand Eve

[00:04:42] Even with her weave

[00:04:43] Even with a weave

[00:04:44] I can't stand Eve

[00:04:45] I cantstandEve

[00:04:46] Harmonize

[00:04:47] Even with her weave I can't stand Eve

[00:04:52] Even with her weave I can't stand Eve

[00:04:57] I can't stand Eve

[00:04:59] That's what I said

[00:05:01] She got a pin head

[00:05:03] Most peoples head is round

[00:05:05] Hers go up and down like a peanut

[00:05:09] She could be pretty

[00:05:10] If her attitude wasnt so s**tty

[00:05:12] Talkin bout you tryin to come through the back door

[00:05:15] She ain't got no back door

[00:05:17] What she talkin smack fo'

[00:05:18] Male bashin with Mary J

[00:05:20] Like queen latifa she must be gay

[00:05:23] In my radio you gets no play not today

[00:05:29] What the f**k happened to MTV

[00:05:30] Why these whack people get to make a cd

[00:05:38] I don't know man look at 50 Cent

[00:05:44] He don't move his mouth when he rap man

[00:05:51] He be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what I'm sayin

[00:05:56] He don't move his mouth

[00:05:58] Mumbling

[00:05:59] Open your mouth

[00:06:01] More mumbling

[00:06:02] I'll teach you how to stunt

[00:06:04] Teach me how to stunt

[00:06:06] They need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt

[00:06:08] Get high get drunk and take it easy

[00:06:11] And stop making songs so cheesy

[00:06:13] Now Manny Fresh is actually fresh

[00:06:16] And Juvenille I like his style

[00:06:18] But the worst rapper I ever heard man

[00:06:21] Is the whack a*s mother f**kin Birdman

[00:06:23] What about Silk the Shocker

[00:06:25] My name is Silk and I'll shock you

[00:06:28] I've jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker