《Chris Michaels》歌词

[00:00:00] Chris Michaels - The Fiery Furnaces

[00:00:01] Written by：Matthew Friedberger

[00:00:03] Later at lunch with the taco lettuce crunch crunch

[00:00:06] She sets herself apart the bunch

[00:00:09] How bad does she seem

[00:00:13] She makes me want to scream

[00:00:14] On the phone with the west glen ellen rest home

[00:00:17] Talking up a tattle tome

[00:00:20] How bad does she seem

[00:00:23] She makes me want to scream

[00:00:34] My mom is gonna babysit tonight

[00:00:37] Did you hear melinda got into a fight

[00:00:41] You whore you b**ch she said well then it serves her right

[00:00:44] Talking all mad you know she really isn't being sad

[00:00:47] Her baby daddy's name is tad

[00:00:50] How bad does she seem

[00:00:53] She makes me want to scream

[00:00:54] Well yesterday you know she didn't none of that to say

[00:00:57] She queen bee turned and walked away

[00:01:00] How bad does she seem

[00:01:04] She makes me want to scream

[00:01:15] Then boyfriend calls her up on the other line

[00:01:18] She tells him sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie mine

[00:01:21] But he spaces out and thinks to himself all the time

[00:01:25] My baby's got a stick stuck out her beak

[00:01:29] My baby takes a drink out of the leak

[00:01:32] My baby's got a blue-green sweater

[00:01:36] And a nest down by the creek

[00:01:38] Plume bloom bloom baby bloom

[00:01:40] Cheep cheep beep bee-bee beep

[00:01:44] Where did you for lunchtime go

[00:01:47] Did Kevin and Jenny show

[00:01:51] Do you want to go out tonight

[00:01:53] No

[00:01:55] Plume bloom bloom baby bloom

[00:01:57] Cheep cheep beep bee-bee beep

[00:02:00] Remember that girl down the end

[00:02:03] She was my friend

[00:02:08] But just now she's angry came up

[00:02:12] And said you're so so stup

[00:02:15] It's all disrup

[00:02:17] You're blah blah this this that so now sh'up

[00:02:24] You messed it up

[00:02:38] Remember that girlfriend of Al's

[00:02:42] We'll we were pals

[00:02:47] Today she was angry came up

[00:02:51] And said you're so so stup

[00:02:53] It's all disrup

[00:02:55] You're blah blah this this that so now sh'up

[00:03:02] You messed me up

[00:03:07] Then Tony of the Franklin Park hockey club

[00:03:12] Went to Gunzo's and bought a goalie glove

[00:03:16] Jessica was 'posed to meet him back on Mannheim

[00:03:21] Kitchen back door by all the grease and grime

[00:03:25] Was a little bird at my back door

[00:03:29] Said your true love's let you down

[00:03:31] Was a little bird at my window

[00:03:34] Said he's been running round

[00:03:36] He's working up the courage so to leave you

[00:03:42] He's getting ready to say he don't love you

[00:03:47] Well Tony took it all in stride

[00:03:51] Said don't be silly but wondered who had spied

[00:03:55] Jessica was driving down wolf road

[00:04:00] Roll up the windows baby talk in code

[00:04:04] I'm the little bird at your back door

[00:04:07] Said your true love's let you down

[00:04:10] I'm the little bird through your chimney

[00:04:13] Said he's been running round

[00:04:15] He's working up the courage so to leave you

[00:04:21] He's getting ready to say he don't love you

[00:04:28] Then she bumped into purses stole a credit card

[00:04:31] Writing Chris Michaels no it wasn't hard

[00:04:34] Number five terminal with a yogurt cup

[00:04:37] Reading a young miss as she slurps it up

[00:04:40] Nasty message when he don't pick up

[00:04:43] Layover Aden watch the local news

[00:04:46] Ninety nine and humid oh the Red Sea blues

[00:04:49] Landing at Delhi take a third class train

[00:04:52] Umbrella vendor in the autumn rain

[00:04:56] Then the cops come by and ask your name

[00:04:59] With his chillum and chillum-chee

[00:05:04] The cazee sentences me

[00:05:07] So now go where you're supposed to be

[00:05:10] And give up your Devi Desi

[00:05:15] I's paraded on through the choke

[00:05:20] When my leg irons broke

[00:05:23] And my bicycle wheel spoke

[00:05:26] The Bombay army's no joke

[00:05:50] When on the top of a Naracan Mam

[00:05:56] Started our picnic then Bam

[00:05:59] My Devi 'n me had to scram

[00:06:02] Quick down to Madras a'lamb

[00:06:06] Thought as a tindal that I could blend

[00:06:12] As I got to pretend

[00:06:15] From laziness the gang defend

[00:06:18] Pick up your pick axe and rend

[00:06:42] Fasten your seatbelt and take hold of my arm

[00:06:46] That's what she said before setting off my alarm

[00:06:49] Baby gotta go baby gotta go

[00:06:51] I know

[00:06:57] She's gonna go

[00:07:02] I know

[00:07:07] She's gonna go

[00:07:12] Down in Columbo girl whatever you want

[00:07:15] But the surf and cobras tigers all taunt

[00:07:19] Baby gotta go baby gotta go

[00:07:21] I know

[00:07:27] She's gonna go

[00:07:31] I know

[00:07:37] She's gonna go