《The Internet is For Porn》歌词

[00:00:00] The Internet is For Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon

[00:00:00] Written by：T. BERGLING/EBERT

[00:00:00] Finally

[00:00:01] I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself

[00:00:05] And I'm gonna teach something relevant

[00:00:07] Something modern

[00:00:09] The internet

[00:00:10] Oh

[00:00:10] The internet is really really great

[00:00:14] For porn

[00:00:16] I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

[00:00:19] For porn

[00:00:20] What

[00:00:21] There's always some new site

[00:00:23] For porn

[00:00:23] I browse all day and night

[00:00:25] For porn

[00:00:26] It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

[00:00:30] For porn

[00:00:31] Trekkie

[00:00:31] The internet is for porn

[00:00:34] The internet is for porn

[00:00:36] What are you doing

[00:00:37] Why you think the net was born

[00:00:39] Porn porn porn

[00:00:42] Trekkie oh hello good monster

[00:00:45] You are ruining my song

[00:00:47] Oh me sorry me no mean to

[00:00:49] Well if you wouldn't mind please being

[00:00:51] Quiet for a minute so I can finish

[00:00:53] Okey dokey

[00:00:54] Good

[00:00:55] I'm glad we have this new technology

[00:00:59] For porn oop

[00:01:00] Which gives us untold opportunity

[00:01:04] For porn ooops sorry

[00:01:06] From your own desktop

[00:01:07] For p

[00:01:08] You can research browse and shop

[00:01:11] Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop

[00:01:14] For porn

[00:01:15] Trekkie

[00:01:16] The internet is for porn

[00:01:18] No

[00:01:18] The internet is for porn

[00:01:20] Trekie

[00:01:21] Me up all night honking me

[00:01:23] Horn to porn porn porn

[00:01:26] That's gross

[00:01:29] You're a pervert

[00:01:30] Ahh sticks and stones kate monster

[00:01:32] No really

[00:01:34] You're a pervert

[00:01:35] Normal people

[00:01:36] Don't sit at home

[00:01:37] And look at porn on the internet

[00:01:39] Ohhhhh

[00:01:41] What

[00:01:42] You have no idea

[00:01:45] Ready normal people

[00:01:46] Ready

[00:01:47] Ready

[00:01:48] Ready

[00:01:48] Lemme hear it

[00:01:49] The internet is for porn

[00:01:50] Sorry kate

[00:01:51] The internet is for porn

[00:01:53] I mast**bate

[00:01:54] All these guys unzip their flies for

[00:01:57] Porn porn porn

[00:01:58] The internet is caught for porn

[00:02:00] Hold on a second

[00:02:02] Wha

[00:02:03] Now I happen to know for a fact that you

[00:02:06] Rod

[00:02:06] Check your portfolio and trade stocks online

[00:02:09] That's correct

[00:02:10] And brian you buy things on amazon dot com

[00:02:14] Sure

[00:02:15] And gary you

[00:02:17] Keep selling your possessions on ebay

[00:02:19] Yes I do

[00:02:21] And princeton

[00:02:21] You

[00:02:22] Sent me that sweet online birthday card

[00:02:25] True

[00:02:26] Oh but kate

[00:02:27] What you think he do

[00:02:29] After

[00:02:30] Hmmm

[00:02:31] Yeah

[00:02:32] Ewww

[00:02:34] The internet is for porn

[00:02:36] Hello

[00:02:36] The internet is for porn

[00:02:38] I hate porn

[00:02:39] Grab your d*ck and double click

[00:02:41] For porn porn porn

[00:02:43] I hate men

[00:02:44] Porn

[00:02:46] Porn

[00:02:49] The internet is for

[00:02:50] Internet is for

[00:02:51] Internet is for

[00:02:52] Porn ha