《Isabel Makes Love Upon National Monuments(2006 Digital Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:01] Isabel Makes Love Upon National Monuments - Jake Thackray

[00:00:05] Isabel makes love upon national monuments

[00:00:10] With style and enthusiasm and anyone at all

[00:00:16] Isabel's done Stonehenge and the

[00:00:19] Houses of Parliament

[00:00:21] But so far little Isabel's never

[00:00:23] Played the Albert Hall

[00:00:26] Many a monolith has seen Isabel

[00:00:31] Her bright hair in turmoil her

[00:00:33] Breasts' surging swell

[00:00:36] But unhappy Albert so far denied

[00:00:41] The bright sight of Isabel getting into her stride

[00:00:51] The Forth Bridge The Cenotaph

[00:00:54] Balmoral and Wembley

[00:00:56] The British Museum and the House of Lords

[00:01:02] So many ticks in her National Trust catalogue

[00:01:07] But so far the Royal Albert Hall has not scored

[00:01:12] Countless cathedrals can now proudly show

[00:01:17] Where Isabel's white shoulder

[00:01:19] Blades have briefly reposed

[00:01:22] Miserable Albert still waiting for

[00:01:27] The imprint of Isabel on his parquet floor

[00:01:37] In Westminster Abbey she lay

[00:01:41] Upon a cold tombstone

[00:01:43] The meat in a sandwich of monumental love

[00:01:47] With old po-faced Wordsworth

[00:01:50] Unblinking beneath

[00:01:52] And a bright-eyed young Arch-Deacon

[00:01:56] Breathless above

[00:01:58] Many a stony faced statue has flickered its eyes

[00:02:03] And swayed to the rhythm of

[00:02:06] Her little panting cries

[00:02:08] But oh wretched Albert never yet has known

[00:02:14] Isabel's pretty whinnying echo round his dome

[00:02:24] On the last night of the Promenades

[00:02:26] She waved to the conductor

[00:02:29] And there and then on the podium

[00:02:31] With scarcely a pause

[00:02:34] With a smile and a bow and

[00:02:36] A loud "Rule Britannia "

[00:02:39] He completed her collection

[00:02:41] To enormous applause

[00:02:44] Rapturous Albert now knows full well

[00:02:49] He's captured forever elusive Isabel

[00:02:55] Prettily dishevelled but firmly installed

[00:03:00] And faithfully for evermore to

[00:03:02] The Royal Albert Hall

[00:03:04] No more frantic scramblings up

[00:03:07] The dome of St Pauls

[00:03:10] No more dank rambles on Hadrian's Wall

[00:03:15] With style and enthusiasm and anyone at all

[00:03:20] Isabel makes love in the Royal Albert Hall