《Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ On Me?(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? (explicit Album Version Explicit) - Bloodhound Gang

[00:00:03] Why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:00:26] The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor

[00:00:29] He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca

[00:00:34] The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me

[00:00:38] I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie

[00:00:42] What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son

[00:00:46] He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one

[00:00:50] To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'

[00:00:55] I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'

[00:01:00] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:01:02] Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne

[00:01:04] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:01:06] Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

[00:01:08] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:01:10] Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee

[00:01:12] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:01:14] Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

[00:01:16] Why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:01:18] Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali

[00:01:20] I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you

[00:01:22] So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too

[00:01:25] So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese

[00:01:27] Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans

[00:01:29] And my mirror never lies but it always verifies

[00:01:31] I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie

[00:01:33] You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand

[00:01:35] Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man

[00:01:37] And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first

[00:01:40] But at least this time

[00:01:41] I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse

[00:01:42] About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink

[00:01:44] And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink

[00:01:46] I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard

[00:01:48] It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

[00:01:50] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:01:52] Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties

[00:01:54] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:01:56] Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee

[00:01:58] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:02:00] Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady

[00:02:03] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:02:05] You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky

[00:02:07] Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased

[00:02:11] And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD

[00:02:15] Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts

[00:02:19] As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut

[00:02:23] Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be

[00:02:26] And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me

[00:02:28] See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm

[00:02:30] Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:32] The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:34] The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:36] The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:38] The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:40] The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:43] The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:45] The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:47] The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

[00:02:49] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:02:51] Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne

[00:02:53] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:02:55] Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

[00:02:57] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:02:59] Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee

[00:03:02] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:03:04] Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

[00:03:06] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:03:08] Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties

[00:03:10] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:03:12] Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee

[00:03:14] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:03:16] Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady

[00:03:18] But why's everbody always pickin' on me

[00:03:20] Cause no one likes you monkey boy