《水浒0012》歌词

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[00:00:01] 花和尚

[00:00:02] 鲁智深

[00:00:05] 又犯了馋劲儿了

[00:00:08] 又想喝酒

[00:00:10] 又想吃肉

[00:00:14] 感情人这个嗜好啊

[00:00:16] 很难把它戒掉

[00:00:19] 除非有坚强的毅力和特殊的压力

[00:00:26] 不然的话靠自觉呀

[00:00:29] 一般人做不到

[00:00:33] 尤其鲁智深

[00:00:34] 压根儿就没想

[00:00:37] 把它彻底戒掉

[00:00:40] 所以呢

[00:00:41] 时隐时现

[00:00:42] 等有了机会了

[00:00:44] 他非喝不可

[00:00:46] 他要不下山溜达

[00:00:48] 他也不能喝

[00:00:51] 就这样

[00:00:52] 他进了酒馆了

[00:00:54] 伙计一看就愣住了

[00:00:56] 诶

[00:00:56] 师傅

[00:00:58] 我们不能卖给出家人酒啊

[00:01:02] 我说这谁定的规矩

[00:01:04] 这是五台山文殊院定的规矩

[00:01:09] 我说这不笑话吗

[00:01:11] 我不是五台山的和尚

[00:01:14] 我受他什么约束

[00:01:16] 我们那个庙上他允许喝酒

[00:01:20] 啊

[00:01:20] 啊

[00:01:21] 您不是五台山的和尚啊

[00:01:23] 不是

[00:01:24] 我是过路的僧人

[00:01:27] 哦

[00:01:29] 可也是

[00:01:31] 一个地方

[00:01:32] 一个规矩

[00:01:34] 要照这么说

[00:01:35] 这酒还可以卖诶卖吧

[00:01:39] 我们呢

[00:01:40] 不像五台山文殊院这么严

[00:01:44] 那好嘞

[00:01:45] 师傅

[00:01:46] 您要几碗

[00:01:47] 哎

[00:01:48] 先来十碗

[00:01:51] 十碗你来吧

[00:01:54] 不够再添

[00:01:56] 要好酒啊

[00:01:58] 我不怕多花钱

[00:02:00] 您放心吧

[00:02:02] 我们这都是开坛十里香

[00:02:07] 把十碗酒给端上来了

[00:02:10] 哎呀

[00:02:11] 鲁智深提鼻子一闻

[00:02:13] 真香啊

[00:02:15] 也搭着

[00:02:16] 五六个月没喝了

[00:02:19] 这一仰脖

[00:02:20] 吨吨吨吨吨吨

[00:02:24] 三碗进去了

[00:02:25] 把嘴一擦

[00:02:27] 好酒

[00:02:29] 好酒

[00:02:30] 伙计

[00:02:32] 你在这儿给我满着

[00:02:33] 我接茬喝好嘞

[00:02:38] 这玩意儿还流水作业

[00:02:41] 这头给他倒着酒

[00:02:43] 那头他喝着

[00:02:45] 等那头也倒满了

[00:02:46] 这头也喝光了

[00:02:49] 眨眼之间

[00:02:50] 一坛子酒就进去了

[00:02:54] 鲁智深还告诫自己

[00:02:56] 不要贪杯

[00:02:58] 不要过量

[00:02:59] 到了这会儿

[00:03:01] 全忘了

[00:03:03] 越喝越兴奋

[00:03:05] 越喝越兴奋

[00:03:07] 伙计

[00:03:08] 拿肉来

[00:03:12] 师傅

[00:03:13] 对不起

[00:03:14] 我们这肉啊

[00:03:15] 都卖光了没有

[00:03:18] 他娘的

[00:03:18] 真晦气

[00:03:22] 他又喝了两碗

[00:03:23] 提鼻子一闻

[00:03:25] 不对呀

[00:03:27] 哪飘来的肉香啊

[00:03:29] 诶

[00:03:30] 怎么这么香

[00:03:32] 他站起身来踅摸

[00:03:34] 等到院里头一看

[00:03:35] 支着一口大锅

[00:03:37] 咕嘟咕嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

[00:03:39] 里边正炖着肉呢

[00:03:42] 掀开草帘子

[00:03:44] 他往里一看

[00:03:45] 呢

[00:03:46] 好嘛

[00:03:47] 炖着一只狗

[00:03:50] 这家他可不干

[00:03:52] 一把把伙计给烙住了

[00:03:55] 我我这怎么回事儿

[00:03:56] 你为什么瞪眼欺骗谁家师傅

[00:04:00] 师傅

[00:04:01] 您

[00:04:02] 您听我说

[00:04:04] 这

[00:04:04] 这狗是人家别人求我们给炖的

[00:04:08] 一会儿人家来取货来这我们能卖吗

[00:04:12] 哎

[00:04:13] 甭问

[00:04:15] 他既然求你炖

[00:04:18] 他也是卖的

[00:04:20] 山下多给钱也就是了

[00:04:23] 不行不行不行

[00:04:25] 我们没法交代师傅

[00:04:29] 离着不远

[00:04:30] 那就卖肉

[00:04:31] 您吃多少您去买去不就结了吗

[00:04:34] 不

[00:04:35] 山家就喜欢狗肉

[00:04:40] 后来啊

[00:04:41] 实在伙计没有辙了

[00:04:43] 答应卖给他半只

[00:04:47] 啊

[00:04:47] 他给了二两银子

[00:04:50] 这只狗还真肥呀

[00:04:54] 就这样

[00:04:55] 给他剁吧剁吧

[00:04:56] 端上来

[00:04:58] 鲁智深把腮帮子抡开了

[00:05:01] 这顿吃

[00:05:03] 让伙计又给捣了点儿蒜泥

[00:05:07] 好狗肉蘸蒜泥

[00:05:10] 再喝着烧酒

[00:05:12] 吃的

[00:05:13] 他是通身冒汗

[00:05:16] 这个舒服劲儿

[00:05:18] 难以形容

[00:05:21] 后来他不喝了

[00:05:23] 觉着喝的太多了

[00:05:25] 比上一次还能多喝了一倍呀

[00:05:30] 嗯

[00:05:31] 也饱了

[00:05:33] 还剩下一条狗腿

[00:05:35] 卷吧卷吧

[00:05:36] 他塞怀里头了

[00:05:38] 结了账

[00:05:40] 晃晃悠悠离开酒馆

[00:05:43] 顺着盘山道回文书院

[00:05:47] 一开始

[00:05:48] 他心里还挺清楚

[00:05:51] 我先别回庙

[00:05:53] 找个地方

[00:05:54] 我睡他一觉

[00:05:56] 等我也睡醒了

[00:05:58] 酒劲也过去了

[00:05:59] 我再回去

[00:06:00] 谁也不知道

[00:06:02] 嘿

[00:06:04] 哪知道被山风一吹

[00:06:08] 酒劲涌上来了

[00:06:10] 头脑发昏

[00:06:13] 又醉了

[00:06:16] 这一喝醉了酒啊

[00:06:18] 他这个理智就乱了套了

[00:06:21] 把什么他都忘了

[00:06:23] 摘摘晃晃往前走

[00:06:26] 就走到半山腰那座凉亭上了

[00:06:32] 实在觉着有点走不动了

[00:06:34] 心说

[00:06:35] 进凉亭啊

[00:06:36] 我好好歇他一会儿

[00:06:38] 等坐在石墩上

[00:06:40] 往石桌上一趴

[00:06:43] 这心里开始闹腾

[00:06:45] 五脏都往上翻

[00:06:48] 把大嘴一张

[00:06:49] 这个吐

[00:06:51] 您说多没出息吧

[00:06:54] 你何必吃了再吐出来呢

[00:06:57] 啊

[00:06:58] 不这么折腾他不好受

[00:07:01] 鲁智深心说

[00:07:03] 他娘的

[00:07:04] 我完了完了

[00:07:07] 喝点酒怎么就这么难受呢

[00:07:10] 嗯

[00:07:11] 尤其这两条腿

[00:07:13] 还酸

[00:07:13] 懒

[00:07:14] 眼瞅着庙

[00:07:16] 就回不去

[00:07:17] 啊

[00:07:18] 我明白了

[00:07:19] 多日不练功的缘故

[00:07:23] 我把武术扔了

[00:07:25] 不行

[00:07:27] 我还得捡起来

[00:07:29] 今天我在这练练拳

[00:07:34] 您说他喝醉了

[00:07:36] 还想到了这件事儿

[00:07:38] 把僧衣款掉

[00:07:40] 就在凉亭这儿练开了五花拳

[00:07:44] 啪

[00:07:46] 啪啪啪啪

[00:07:53] 那鲁达是军汉出身

[00:07:55] 净摆弄刀枪

[00:07:57] 酷爱武术

[00:08:00] 那功底相当扎实

[00:08:02] 别看喝醉了

[00:08:04] 练的还不错

[00:08:06] 越练越高兴是越练越高兴

[00:08:10] 鲁智深一想

[00:08:12] 我再练练靠山背

[00:08:14] 看看我脊梁上的功夫

[00:08:17] 扔没扔

[00:08:19] 这凉亭他不是有柱子吗

[00:08:22] 他这大宽后背就靠在这柱子上了

[00:08:26] 把舌尖一顶上牙膛丹天一叫一粒混元气

[00:08:31] 哎

[00:08:33] 嗨哦哎

[00:08:37] 你倒想想

[00:08:38] 这亭子架得住架不住

[00:08:41] 一则鲁智深功夫太棒

[00:08:45] 二则

[00:08:46] 这亭子年久失修

[00:08:49] 当他靠到第三下的时候

[00:08:52] 咔啪

[00:08:55] 把柱子给靠折了

[00:08:57] 这亭子上边整个一个犄角插下来了

[00:09:01] 好悬

[00:09:02] 没把他拍到底下

[00:09:04] 呼隆一声

[00:09:05] 是天崩地裂一般

[00:09:08] 鲁达赶紧跑出去了

[00:09:11] 回过头一看

[00:09:12] 好险好险呢

[00:09:15] 不不不

[00:09:18] 光着膀子

[00:09:20] 裂着衣服

[00:09:21] 晃晃悠悠是赶奔山门

[00:09:24] 觉着这阵儿身上轻快多了

[00:09:29] 单说守门值日的小和尚

[00:09:34] 突然听见天崩地裂一声

[00:09:37] 不知道发生什么事了

[00:09:39] 大凉棚一看

[00:09:41] 哎哟

[00:09:43] 半山腰的亭子无故倒塌了

[00:09:47] 这

[00:09:47] 这怎么塌的

[00:09:49] 哎呀

[00:09:50] 那不是鲁智深吗

[00:09:53] 看这样儿

[00:09:54] 又喝醉了

[00:09:56] 有心不让他进山门

[00:09:58] 又一想

[00:09:59] 慢着

[00:10:00] 这爹谁也惹不起呀

[00:10:04] 前一回那值日的两个师兄

[00:10:07] 好像没叫他打死

[00:10:10] 我们别吃这亏

[00:10:13] 这俩值日的和尚一商议

[00:10:15] 赶紧抽身到了里边

[00:10:17] 把山门关上了

[00:10:19] 上上了横栓

[00:10:21] 顶上了杠子

[00:10:24] 心说

[00:10:24] 我们不理你

[00:10:26] 不让你进来也就算了

[00:10:30] 鲁智深迷迷糊糊看见了

[00:10:33] 他还说呢

[00:10:34] 别关门

[00:10:36] 等一等

[00:10:42] 一边吐着一边往上走

[00:10:45] 就来到山门近前

[00:10:47] 用手一推

[00:10:49] 门在里边

[00:10:51] 关上了

[00:10:52] 啊

[00:10:53] 甭问

[00:10:55] 是这俩秃驴找我的毛病啊

[00:10:58] 看着哀家来了

[00:11:01] 故意把门封闭

[00:11:03] 不让我进去

[00:11:05] 好小子

[00:11:07] 我扒你们的皮

[00:11:10] 开门呐

[00:11:11] 开门呐

[00:11:13] 咣咣咚咣咣咣咣

[00:11:20] 他把拳头抡圆了

[00:11:22] 这顿锤呀

[00:11:24] 仗着这山门结实啊

[00:11:28] 高矮厚薄

[00:11:30] 一如城门

[00:11:33] 非常结实

[00:11:35] 不然呢

[00:11:37] 就让这爹给捶倒了就

[00:11:40] 吹半天

[00:11:41] 他没吹开

[00:11:43] 俩值日的和尚

[00:11:45] 隔着这门缝往外一看

[00:11:49] 合着心这高兴

[00:11:51] 心说

[00:11:52] 鲁智深

[00:11:53] 你不是横吗

[00:11:55] 这回把你急死

[00:11:57] 我们就不开门

[00:12:00] 看你有什么咒念

[00:12:02] 俩人在里边咯咯咯直乐

[00:12:06] 其实这也不对

[00:12:08] 这不是故意冒坏吗

[00:12:10] 鲁智深在外边儿

[00:12:12] 听见了

[00:12:13] 这仗他可不干了

[00:12:15] 嗷嗷怪叫好啊

[00:12:20] 小秃驴

[00:12:22] 你竟敢拿哀家开心

[00:12:26] 容我把你们抓住

[00:12:28] 我要了你们的狗命

[00:12:31] 开门咚咚咚

[00:12:35] 又捶了半天

[00:12:37] 还是捶不开

[00:12:39] 他又回头

[00:12:42] 看见山门外两座金刚

[00:12:47] 哼哈

[00:12:48] 二将

[00:12:50] 全是泥塑的金身呢

[00:12:54] 哼哈

[00:12:55] 二将金身高有两丈挂零

[00:12:58] 前面有护栏

[00:13:01] 弯着腰

[00:13:02] 往下看着

[00:13:04] 气势非常温柔啊

[00:13:08] 什么年代

[00:13:09] 素的

[00:13:10] 那就不得而知了

[00:13:13] 鲁智深喝醉了

[00:13:16] 他回头看见哼哈二将

[00:13:19] 他娘的

[00:13:21] 哀家进不去门

[00:13:24] 你们他妈的乐什么

[00:13:27] 你们瞪眼看我干什么

[00:13:30] 是不愁哀家的哈哈笑

[00:13:35] 呸

[00:13:38] 就这样

[00:13:39] 他找了根木棒

[00:13:40] 他就下了手了

[00:13:42] 你说这俩金刚招着谁惹着谁了

[00:13:46] 让他这一顿揍

[00:13:49] 把腿上的皮儿

[00:13:52] 也打掉了

[00:13:53] 把脚也给打掉了

[00:13:56] 把胳膊也给揍掉了

[00:13:59] 他还不解恨

[00:14:01] 他蹿上神台

[00:14:03] 到后头用手推

[00:14:05] 三下五除二

[00:14:07] 呼隆一声

[00:14:09] 把金刚给推倒

[00:14:14] 里边的小和尚一看我娘诶

[00:14:18] 这下可捅了大娄子了

[00:14:21] 这还了得

[00:14:22] 撒脚如飞

[00:14:23] 禀报肩负

[00:14:26] 监四

[00:14:27] 赶紧禀报首座

[00:14:30] 首座一听

[00:14:32] 算了

[00:14:33] 这都是老当家的惯的

[00:14:37] 不然的话

[00:14:38] 他不能这样放纵啊

[00:14:40] 干脆也别禀报老当家的了

[00:14:45] 赶紧集合人

[00:14:47] 快集合人

[00:14:49] 首座一声吩咐

[00:14:51] 集合了100来人

[00:14:52] 手里都拿着家伙

[00:14:55] 拄杖

[00:14:56] 扫帚

[00:14:57] 木棒

[00:14:58] 扁担

[00:15:00] 然后首座告诉把门开开

[00:15:03] 偷着开

[00:15:04] 别让他知道

[00:15:07] 几个和尚仗着胆把顶门杠子撤掉

[00:15:10] 门栓偷偷的拔掉了

[00:15:13] 单说鲁智深

[00:15:15] 把金刚扳倒之后

[00:15:17] 喘了喘气

[00:15:18] 回来又砸门

[00:15:19] 他不知道里边

[00:15:22] 把门栓拔掉了

[00:15:24] 他用手使劲一锤

[00:15:26] 用力过猛

[00:15:27] 这门开了

[00:15:29] 他整个就摔在里头

[00:15:32] 鼻子

[00:15:33] 脸全抢破了

[00:15:35] 好半天花和尚才爬起来

[00:15:39] 哎

[00:15:42] 这是有意戏耍我呀

[00:15:45] 抬头一看

[00:15:46] 呵

[00:15:47] 100多和尚手拿家伙

[00:15:50] 严阵以待

[00:15:52] 鲁智深用手点指

[00:15:55] 好哇

[00:15:56] 尔等大秃驴小秃驴

[00:16:00] 我看你往哪里走

[00:16:03] 他好像猛虎下山一般

[00:16:06] 就奔和尚们冲过去

[00:16:10] 你别看100多和尚

[00:16:13] 也挡不住一个鲁智深

[00:16:18] 让鲁智深拳打脚踢

[00:16:21] 把他们打的是跑的跑

[00:16:23] 爬的爬呀

[00:16:26] 重的趴那儿起不来了

[00:16:28] 轻的

[00:16:29] 眼睛闹个封喉

[00:16:31] 吱哇乱叫啊

[00:16:34] 打了个落花流水

[00:16:37] 剩下30 几个和尚退进经堂

[00:16:41] 把门关上了

[00:16:42] 花和尚窜上来

[00:16:44] 一脚把隔扇门踢碎

[00:16:47] 他就冲进去了

[00:16:49] 转圈撵着打

[00:16:52] 把和尚们可给打坏了

[00:16:55] 我的娘啊

[00:16:56] 救命啊救命

[00:16:58] 起就咔嚓噼嚓啪嚓

[00:17:02] 把放经的格子也给推倒了

[00:17:06] 书橱也翻了个

[00:17:10] 他打来打去

[00:17:12] 晃晃悠悠

[00:17:14] 回到他睡觉那屋去了

[00:17:17] 咱说过不止一次了

[00:17:20] 这屋是练习坐禅的地方

[00:17:23] 有1 00多和尚

[00:17:26] 他这一进屋

[00:17:27] 咣当这一声

[00:17:29] 把和尚们全惊动了

[00:17:31] 一看

[00:17:32] 哎哟

[00:17:33] 我的爹

[00:17:33] 他又喝醉了

[00:17:35] 连大气儿也不敢出

[00:17:38] 鲁智深回到自己的床上

[00:17:41] 把衣服一脱

[00:17:42] 哎

[00:17:44] 咕咚

[00:17:46] 诶那狗大腿掉了

[00:17:49] 他一看乐了

[00:17:51] 我说这谁的

[00:17:53] 这是谁的狗腿

[00:17:56] 哀家正饿了

[00:17:59] 我吃了不

[00:18:02] 他自己带来的

[00:18:04] 他都忘了

[00:18:05] 捡起狗腿

[00:18:07] 狼吞虎咽

[00:18:08] 他就吃

[00:18:09] 左右的两个和尚一皱眉呀

[00:18:12] 心说

[00:18:13] 这什么玩意儿这是

[00:18:15] 这一咧嘴叫他看见了

[00:18:17] 诶

[00:18:17] 哈哈

[00:18:20] 别看你们不动荤

[00:18:23] 其实你们心里头可想吃肉呢

[00:18:27] 来

[00:18:28] 一人啃一口

[00:18:30] 不不不不

[00:18:31] 我们可不吃

[00:18:33] 不吃也得吃

[00:18:36] 他伸手抓旁边这和尚

[00:18:39] 这和尚躲挺快

[00:18:40] 一骨碌从床上骨碌下去了

[00:18:42] 他没抓到

[00:18:43] 回手把那和尚抓住了

[00:18:46] 裂耳头往嘴里就塞

[00:18:48] 狗肉啊

[00:18:50] 这和尚这个叫唤

[00:18:53] 叫俺们啊呀

[00:18:56] 一挺脖

[00:18:57] 还真吃了一口

[00:18:58] 其实还真挺香

[00:19:00] 这玩意儿啊

[00:19:01] 就在这时候

[00:19:03] 坐堂的大和尚堂头僧过来了

[00:19:07] 鲁智深呢

[00:19:08] 你要干什么

[00:19:10] 诶

[00:19:10] 你也馋狗肉了

[00:19:12] 来

[00:19:13] 你也吃一口

[00:19:15] 堂头僧见势不好

[00:19:17] 转身就跑

[00:19:19] 这1 00多和尚也没法练功了

[00:19:22] 全跑了

[00:19:23] 一哄而散

[00:19:25] 鲁智深呢

[00:19:26] 光着脚

[00:19:27] 拎着狗腿在后头就追

[00:19:31] 整个一座文殊院就乱了套了

[00:19:36] 有人马上禀报真长老

[00:19:42] 甄长老一听

[00:19:43] 这回可真动了怒了

[00:19:46] 这还了得

[00:19:47] 这还了得

[00:19:49] 阿弥陀佛

[00:19:52] 罪过

[00:19:53] 罪过呀

[00:19:56] 老方丈

[00:19:57] 您赶紧说应该怎么办吧

[00:20:00] 像这种人

[00:20:01] 要不好好的惩治于他

[00:20:04] 这还了得吗

[00:20:05] 诶

[00:20:06] 等等

[00:20:07] 怎么院儿里肃静了

[00:20:10] 大伙儿一听

[00:20:11] 是没声了

[00:20:12] 赶紧派小和尚探听

[00:20:15] 小和尚回报

[00:20:17] 说鲁智深撒够疯了

[00:20:20] 回他那屋里睡着了

[00:20:22] 现在正在沉沉大睡

[00:20:25] 阿弥陀佛

[00:20:29] 算了

[00:20:30] 算了

[00:20:31] 明天再说吧

[00:20:33] 啊啊

[00:20:34] 我老方丈这次再要把他放过

[00:20:39] 他还有下次

[00:20:41] 那咱们这座清净禅林就要不得了

[00:20:46] 方丈啊

[00:20:48] 您赶紧发话吧

[00:20:50] 用绳子把他捆了

[00:20:52] 按他所作所为

[00:20:55] 就应该严厉的惩治

[00:21:00] 弥陀佛

[00:21:01] 尔等不准胡言乱语

[00:21:07] 处置是要处置的

[00:21:10] 嗯

[00:21:11] 无奈他现在已经醉了

[00:21:15] 跟罪人能讲出什么道理去啊

[00:21:20] 尔等岂不闻

[00:21:22] 天子也要躲避醉汉

[00:21:26] 何况老衲乎

[00:21:29] 呵

[00:21:30] 大伙儿一听

[00:21:31] 闹了半天

[00:21:32] 老方丈也怕他

[00:21:34] 这阵儿不敢惹他

[00:21:37] 大伙儿按下

[00:21:38] 按别

[00:21:39] 好不容易到了第二天了

[00:21:44] 老方丈把所有的和尚全找来了

[00:21:47] 然后叫鲁智深

[00:21:50] 鲁智深这一夜醒过酒来了

[00:21:53] 觉着这个脑袋嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣

[00:21:56] 脑筋直蹦

[00:21:58] 脑袋发胀

[00:21:59] 这五脏六腑都不得劲

[00:22:02] 好像刀拉的似的

[00:22:05] 他又明白过来了

[00:22:07] 又后悔了

[00:22:09] 嘿

[00:22:11] 哎呀

[00:22:12] 我喝酒又喝过量了

[00:22:14] 又惹了祸了

[00:22:16] 回忆了一下

[00:22:18] 恐怕这次的祸比上次惹的还要大

[00:22:22] 老方丈

[00:22:23] 绝不能饶我了

[00:22:24] 等着吧

[00:22:26] 果然

[00:22:26] 老方丈叫他

[00:22:28] 鲁智深把衣服规整规整

[00:22:31] 低着头

[00:22:33] 来见方丈

[00:22:35] 规规矩矩往拜殿上一跪

[00:22:39] 众僧是怒目而视

[00:22:43] 嗯

[00:22:44] 都瞅着他运气

[00:22:47] 看老方丈这回怎么处置他

[00:22:51] 老方丈往下看了看

[00:22:55] 智山弟子在

[00:23:02] 你惹的祸

[00:23:05] 你心里清楚吗

[00:23:07] 嗯

[00:23:09] 弟子贪杯过量

[00:23:12] 记不清了

[00:23:15] 那我就告诉你

[00:23:17] 你吃酒带罪

[00:23:20] 毁坏了半山腰的凉亭

[00:23:24] 捣毁了山门外的金刚

[00:23:27] 打伤了你的师兄弟呀

[00:23:31] 你简直是胆大妄为呀

[00:23:35] 智深呢

[00:23:37] 贫僧

[00:23:38] 这座五台山文殊院

[00:23:40] 几百年来

[00:23:42] 清净禅林从来没有发生过这样的事情

[00:23:49] 既然你惹下了大祸

[00:23:53] 本方丈想要庇护你也不可能了

[00:23:59] 师傅

[00:24:01] 弟子罪该万死

[00:24:04] 望师父惩治

[00:24:07] 怎么处置我都行

[00:24:10] 哎

[00:24:11] 完了

[00:24:13] 完了

[00:24:15] 志山呐

[00:24:17] 老僧

[00:24:19] 给你想了一条出路

[00:24:22] 你从速离开五台山文殊院

[00:24:28] 我这里万万留不得你了啊

[00:24:32] 你要撵我走正是

[00:24:36] 我能留你

[00:24:38] 你那师兄弟也不答应啊

[00:24:42] 这是你自己找的

[00:24:45] 休怪老僧无情

[00:24:49] 但是

[00:24:50] 看在赵檀越的份上

[00:24:53] 老僧还不是把你推出门不管

[00:24:58] 我打算写封信

[00:25:01] 把你荐举到东京大相国寺

[00:25:06] 相国寺的方丈至清乃是我师弟

[00:25:11] 让他给你找点事做

[00:25:15] 你看如何呀

[00:25:17] 嗯

[00:25:21] 鲁智深一想

[00:25:22] 啊

[00:25:23] 也别怪人家

[00:25:25] 纯粹是我自己找的

[00:25:28] 哦

[00:25:28] 把我介绍到东京大相国寺去了

[00:25:32] 他一琢磨

[00:25:33] 可也不错

[00:25:35] 东京那多热闹啊

[00:25:37] 天子脚下

[00:25:39] 大邦之地

[00:25:41] 藏龙卧虎啊

[00:25:43] 没事

[00:25:43] 到街上溜达溜达

[00:25:45] 不比这强的多吗

[00:25:48] 所以啊

[00:25:48] 他乐意了

[00:25:49] 往上叩头

[00:25:51] 一切全都仰仗老师安排好

[00:25:57] 现在我就写信

[00:26:00] 然后给你准备路费

[00:26:03] 你可以离开五台山文殊院

[00:26:08] 来人

[00:26:09] 从速准备