《The Plumbing Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Plumbing Song - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:03] Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash

[00:00:05] Twenty-four hours a day seven days a week

[00:00:28] Baby I sure wish I could lend you a hand

[00:00:30] But plumbing's one thing I don't understand

[00:00:32] It's true haven't got a clue

[00:00:37] B b baby I can tell you've got a big problem

[00:00:40] When I flush the john then your shower goes on

[00:00:43] Baby now watcha gonna do

[00:00:46] If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke

[00:00:49] Baby call the mensch with a monkey wrench

[00:00:52] Baby he'll be there for you

[00:00:57] Shower's backing up up up

[00:01:02] Water won't go down down down

[00:01:06] Ba ba ba

[00:01:07] Ba ba ba baby don't forget my plumber plumber plumber

[00:01:15] Ba ba ba

[00:01:16] Ba ba ba baby

[00:01:17] Baby baby sink's been stopped up all summer

[00:01:24] Ba ba ba

[00:01:25] Ba ba ba baby baby baby better call the plumber

[00:01:32] Plumber plumber

[00:01:34] He'll know what to do

[00:01:38] Pipes been blowing up pipes been breaking down

[00:01:48] And the carpet's soaked right through

[00:01:55] Ba ba ba

[00:01:57] Ba ba ba

[00:01:59] Ba ba ba

[00:02:00] Ba ba ba

[00:02:02] Kitchen's flooded too

[00:02:04] Ba ba ba

[00:02:06] Ba ba ba

[00:02:07] Ba ba ba

[00:02:09] Ba ba ba girl you know it's true

[00:02:15] B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer

[00:02:17] If he works for one day costs you half a year's pay

[00:02:21] Baby he can be here by two

[00:02:24] So if you've got cash he'll be there in a flash

[00:02:27] Makin' service calls in his overalls

[00:02:30] Baby he'll do his best for you

[00:02:35] Sewer's backing up up up

[00:02:39] Got you feelin' down down down

[00:02:44] Ba ba ba

[00:02:45] Ba ba ba baby don't forget my plumber

[00:02:51] Plumber plumber

[00:02:53] Ba ba ba

[00:02:54] Ba ba ba baby baby baby leaky pipes are a bummer

[00:03:02] Ba ba ba

[00:03:03] Ba ba ba baby baby baby time to call the

[00:03:09] Plumber plumber plumber

[00:03:12] Maybe call a few

[00:03:16] Got a problem with plumbing Gotta blame it on something

[00:03:22] Blame it on the drain it was cloggin' cloggin'

[00:03:26] Blame it on the faucet that drips all night

[00:03:31] If hairballs grease and goo won't let the water through

[00:03:36] Blame it on the drain yeah yeah

[00:03:44] When I flush the john now when I flush the john

[00:03:48] It turns the shower on

[00:03:52] Ba ba ba baby baby baby better call my

[00:03:58] Plumber plumber plumber

[00:04:01] He'll know what to do

[00:04:03] Call now we're in the yellow pages