《Description of a Fool》歌词

[00:00:02] Fool defined in Webster's

[00:00:04] Open up the book read it read it

[00:00:06] Turn the page see what it says

[00:00:09] Read it to me will you please

[00:00:20] One who acts doped so what does it mean to me

[00:00:24] That's you 'cause of the way you act

[00:00:26] Standin' on the corner sellin' Girbauds

[00:00:29] Scalin' your friends and also your foes

[00:00:31] What's the matter wit'cha boy

[00:00:33] You big galoot you nincompoop

[00:00:35] What's wrong wit you You can't compute

[00:00:37] Don't fix your lips to tell me you can

[00:00:40] Standin' on the poley playin' pusher man

[00:00:42] What you got to do with yourself

[00:00:44] Can't you be somebody else

[00:00:46] Look at you described to a tee

[00:00:48] You're a fool of many in society

[00:00:51] I know some more I shall go on

[00:00:52] And continue in the song fooled the fool

[00:00:56] Man I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout callin' me a fool

[00:01:00] I've been out here for twentysome odd years

[00:01:02] Doin' my thing I ain't no fool man

[00:01:04] You crazy or something

[00:01:06] I'm gonna stick this right up your

[00:01:13] The girl I talked to she's sort of neurotic

[00:01:15] Her crazy ex-boyfriend is really psychotic

[00:01:17] Scares the girl by threatenin' her life

[00:01:20] Says Girl you're dead if you're not my wife

[00:01:22] Beats in her public beats her in private

[00:01:24] Tried it 'round me almost won't buy it

[00:01:26] Said Forget him don't you know he's a loser

[00:01:29] Who would love a woman turn around and abuse her

[00:01:31] Only a fool as described by the tribe

[00:01:33] Here's another one who's on the fool vibe

[00:01:35] Gonna make it short gonna make it quick

[00:01:37] For this situation makes me sick

[00:01:39] See your brother man with the female

[00:01:42] He's crazy ego tried to show he'll prevail

[00:01:44] In any situation lady luck's on his side

[00:01:46] Emotions run free nothin' he will hide

[00:01:49] Why I remember one sunny day

[00:01:51] Took my cousin to the park so we can play

[00:01:53] On the way a couple resembled

[00:01:55] The one I just described everythin' assembled

[00:01:57] Another young man walked in their direction

[00:02:00] Bumped him a bit excused his imperfection

[00:02:02] But the man with the lady grabbed the other by the neck

[00:02:04] Demanded an apology and also respect

[00:02:06] The young man aggravated grabbed him back and smacked him

[00:02:09] The girl just laughed and laughed and laughed at him

[00:02:11] He felt ashamed for what he had done

[00:02:13] It looked like a fool to everyone

[00:02:14] These are three stories from the Naked City

[00:02:17] Reality is sometimes a ditty

[00:02:19] Like Grodzilla from the twilight zone

[00:02:22] Earth to your brain is anyone home

[00:02:24] I see ya there tryin' to make amends

[00:02:26] Try to make some friends but now my story ends

[00:02:29] On the note that I just wrote

[00:02:31] Stay afloat on the reality boat

[00:02:33] Slow down and think and take it cool

[00:02:35] And try to avoid the description of oval