《Fat》歌词

[00:00:00] Fat - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:18] Your butt is wide well mine is too

[00:00:22] Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

[00:00:26] The word is out better treat me right

[00:00:30] 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

[00:00:34] Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat all right

[00:00:43] My zippers bust my buckles break

[00:00:47] I'm too much man for you to take

[00:00:51] The pavement cracks when I fall down

[00:00:55] I've got more chins than chinatown

[00:00:59] Well I've never used a phone booth

[00:01:01] And I've never seen my toes

[00:01:03] When I'm goin' to the movies

[00:01:05] I take up seven rows

[00:01:06] Because I'm fat I'm fat come on

[00:01:11] You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it

[00:01:15] You know I'm fat I'm fat come on you know

[00:01:19] Don't ya call me pudgy portly or stout

[00:01:21] Just now tell me once again whos fat

[00:01:32] When I walk out to get my mail

[00:01:36] It measures on the richter scale

[00:01:40] Down at the beach I'm a lucky man

[00:01:44] I'm the only one who gets a tan

[00:01:48] If I have one more pie a la mode

[00:01:52] I'm gonna need my own zip code

[00:01:56] When you're only havin' seconds

[00:01:58] I'm havin' twenty thirds

[00:02:00] When I go to get my shoes shined

[00:02:03] I gotta take their word

[00:02:04] Because I'm fat I'm fat come on

[00:02:08] You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it

[00:02:12] You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know

[00:02:17] And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds

[00:02:19] Lemme tell you once again who's fat

[00:02:38] If you see me comin' your way

[00:02:39] Better give me plenty space

[00:02:41] If I tell you that I'm hungry

[00:02:43] Then won't you feed my face

[00:02:45] Because I'm fat I'm fat come on

[00:02:49] You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it

[00:02:53] You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know

[00:02:58] When I sit around the house

[00:02:59] I really sit around the house

[00:03:02] You know I'm fat I'm fat come on

[00:03:06] You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know it

[00:03:10] You know you know you know come on

[00:03:14] And you know all by myself I'm a crowd

[00:03:16] Lemme tell you once again

[00:03:18] You know I'm huge I'm fat you know it

[00:03:22] You know I'm fat you know

[00:03:26] You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know

[00:03:31] And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud

[00:03:33] Just tell me once again whos fat