《Freda》歌词

[00:00:01] Freda - Jake Thackray

[00:00:09] I used to lead a tranquil life unobtrusive

[00:00:13] And retired

[00:00:14] I used to do as I pleased my little sky

[00:00:17] Was blue and clear

[00:00:22] I used to eat my peas with my knife

[00:00:24] I went to bed when I felt tired

[00:00:26] I flatulated at my ease I changed

[00:00:29] My shirts twice a year

[00:00:32] Then one day a pussycat wandered into my flat

[00:00:36] And my existence hasn’t been the same

[00:00:40] A waif and a stray I couldn’t turn her away

[00:00:44] So I kept her and I gave her a name

[00:00:48] Yay yay yay yay

[00:00:50] I called her Freda my Freda sweet Freda

[00:00:59] Agreed that her breed would have

[00:01:02] Caused a stampede at the cat show at Kensington

[00:01:06] She’d got no need for good breeding :

[00:01:12] She’d quite enough pedigree for me

[00:01:20] Her gaze was melancholic and diffuse

[00:01:22] Her coat was lack-lustre and bare

[00:01:24] Her whiskers sparse her teeth were loose

[00:01:27] Her tail was never in the air

[00:01:33] I pandered to her every whim

[00:01:35] I sang to her on my guitar

[00:01:37] I fed her cream and fish and gin

[00:01:40] I took her to the cinema

[00:01:43] What sweet relief the day

[00:01:45] She ceased to be glum

[00:01:47] When she hoisted her tail on high

[00:01:52] And underneath she showed her

[00:01:54] Cheeky little bum

[00:01:55] Like a little pink moon in the sky ay ay ay ay

[00:02:03] Oh Freda sweet Freda dear Freda

[00:02:09] My pretty my kitty my own little

[00:02:13] Slap-happy Eros and Agape

[00:02:17] Freda dear Freda my Freda

[00:02:22] My darling my cara my paragon

[00:02:31] Those were the days of my joy

[00:02:33] I thought such bliss could never change

[00:02:35] But it was not without alloy my little puss

[00:02:38] Became quite strange

[00:02:43] She started to fret and to brood

[00:02:45] She used to smirk at my distress

[00:02:48] She used to spit in her food

[00:02:50] She used to yawn at my caress

[00:02:54] And then one day she went away

[00:02:57] And I know neither wither nor why

[00:03:02] But I’ve deduced that she was seduced

[00:03:05] By some bleeder who gave Freda the

[00:03:08] Eye ay ay ay ay

[00:03:12] I think some rotter has got her : oh what a

[00:03:20] Sly move a manoeuvre some free-wheeling

[00:03:24] Git has got my little tit-bit

[00:03:27] I need her my Freda have you seen her

[00:03:33] She’s dingy and thin with a ginger fringe

[00:03:41] It could be the man who brings the

[00:03:43] Milk who’s stolen off my honey child

[00:03:45] His hands are smooth his shirts are silk

[00:03:48] He’s got a most unpleasant smile

[00:03:53] The gas man may have asked her to desert

[00:03:56] She may be in the postman’s sack

[00:03:58] Perhaps the dustbin man’s a flirt

[00:04:00] Perhaps a pussy maniac

[00:04:04] And I am wise to the man who brings the meat

[00:04:08] My butcher he’s brutal and sly

[00:04:12] I’ll analyse everything that I eat :

[00:04:16] My sweetheart may be part of a pie ay ay ay ay

[00:04:23] Some monster Susie Wongster has ponced her

[00:04:30] I’m sunk for some skunk’s done a bunk

[00:04:34] Done a bee-line with my pretty feline

[00:04:37] A bleeder some bleeder’s got Freda

[00:04:43] And Freda the bleeder’s got someone new

[00:04:48] Is it you