《Aquaclaus》歌词

[00:00:00] Aquaclaus - Bob Rivers

[00:00:04] Sitting in a department store

[00:00:08] Bribing little kids with peppermint

[00:00:18] Sweat on his bulbous nose

[00:00:22] Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes

[00:00:27] Hey santa claus

[00:00:31] Steaming like a roast duck

[00:00:35] Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff

[00:00:41] Hey santa claus

[00:00:46] Do what you're told and mind your dad and mommy

[00:00:53] And i'll put a little puppy 'neath your tree

[00:01:01] Santa claus my friend

[00:01:04] Did you think this job was easy

[00:01:08] You poor old sod

[00:01:10] You jolly sob

[00:01:16] In the first week of december

[00:01:19] They'll come to crush his knees

[00:01:21] When the kids are tugging upon his beard

[00:01:24] He screams in agony

[00:01:27] Schnapps is thick on his dog breath

[00:01:29] His belly's big and round

[00:01:32] And he'll dress up like a rabbit in the spring

[00:01:38] Ho ho ho ho

[00:01:41] Fa la la la

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[00:01:49] Fa la la la la la la

[00:01:51] Fa la la la

[00:02:04] Sitting in a walmart

[00:02:08] Giving out canes of peppermint

[00:02:18] Spitting out his ho ho ho's

[00:02:22] Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes

[00:02:28] Hey santa claus

[00:02:32] Dying in that hot suit

[00:02:34] Ho ho ho ho santa claus