《Look Out， There’s A Monster Coming》歌词

[00:00:00] Look Out, There's A Monster Coming - Bonzo Dog Band

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[00:00:31] Lonely unmarried looking for love

[00:00:33] Life was passing me by

[00:00:35] So I sent off my photo hobbies and age

[00:00:38] Magazine marriage I tried

[00:00:40] They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls

[00:00:43] Have been trained in the art of pleasing men

[00:00:45] Be lonely no more open destiny's door

[00:00:48] For one dollar they arrange a meeting

[00:00:50] My image was wrong I didn't like me

[00:00:52] So I changed my personality

[00:00:55] I bought a delux Merseybeat wig

[00:00:57] But it was a size too big

[00:01:00] What confidence in my new built up shoes

[00:01:02] So smart for winter or summer

[00:01:04] Undetectable in normal everyday use

[00:01:07] Look out there's a monster coming

[00:01:15] Bye bye binoculars and Macintosh

[00:01:17] Everything is just great

[00:01:19] I take elocution learn to speak posh

[00:01:22] But still I can't find a mate

[00:01:24] Be popular learn to play the guitar

[00:01:27] In seven days you could be strumming

[00:01:29] Be sociable learn kissing technique

[00:01:31] Look out there's a monster coming

[00:01:55] For my Carnaby clothes I reshaped my nose

[00:01:58] Plastic surgery's best

[00:02:00] To cut down my weight off comes my left leg

[00:02:02] I pass a swimming costume test

[00:02:05] Are my sideboards too long

[00:02:06] Don't my aftershave pong

[00:02:07] I know my new nose ain't running

[00:02:10] What's wrong with my tie

[00:02:11] Am I getting too high

[00:02:12] Look out there's a monster coming

[00:02:15] Disfiguring and ugly my facial hair

[00:02:17] I had removed electrically

[00:02:19] I rejuvenated my energy cells

[00:02:22] And regained my virility grunt grunt

[00:02:24] He put my hand on my heart

[00:02:26] I am changing the part

[00:02:27] He had a machine for a mummy

[00:02:29] Please be gentle with me

[00:02:30] I come to pieces literally

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[00:02:46] Look out there's a monster coming

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