《光棍难》歌词

[00:00:00] 光棍难 - 魏三

[00:00:05] 小光棍我稳坐

[00:00:09] 就在房间哪

[00:00:21] 想起来这没媳妇啦

[00:00:25] 那就好心酸啊

[00:00:42] 一到白天这还都好过啊

[00:00:46] 就怕半夜那黑了天啊

[00:00:50] 左边摸上一把没人做伴

[00:00:54] 右边摸上一把没人挡风寒

[00:00:58] 没人做伴这没人挡风寒

[00:01:02] 有媳妇的哥们儿们啦

[00:01:05] 哪知道没媳妇难啦

[00:01:10] 啊

[00:01:22] 这平常日子还都好过

[00:01:30] 就怕过节这又怕过年

[00:01:33] 有媳妇的全家老少

[00:01:37] 都得团聚

[00:01:42] 小光棍我一个人孤孤单单

[00:01:50] 有媳妇的饭哪菜

[00:01:53] 那就早做好啊

[00:01:58] 然后就把那个烧酒壶来端啦

[00:02:01] 小光棍我在一旁我就干箍眼

[00:02:06] 等我要是吃了饭呀

[00:02:09] 人家把屎都拉完啦

[00:02:13] 啊

[00:02:25] 小光棍我那一日

[00:02:29] 就从大街上走啊

[00:02:33] 看见了这一对男女

[00:02:36] 他俩拜地天

[00:02:40] 我看着看着就看直了眼

[00:02:44] 烟烟头子把我的手啊

[00:02:47] 烫得就直冒烟啊

[00:02:52] 哎

[00:03:03] 到底我不知那说啥好

[00:03:07] 有一个地缝子

[00:03:08] 都想往里钻啦

[00:03:11] 为了缓和这尴尬局面啦

[00:03:14] 顺手就随了贰佰元钱啦

[00:03:18] 到如今这走个对面

[00:03:22] 人家都不认识咱啦

[00:03:25] 哎

[00:03:37] 你说我虎着我还不虎

[00:03:41] 你说我奸着我还不奸啦

[00:03:45] 小光棍一激动着我就急了眼

[00:03:48] 跑腿子这看见了娶媳妇

[00:03:52] 真眼馋啦

[00:03:56] 哎呀