《Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.)》歌词

[00:00:00] Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.) - Strapping Young Lad

[00:00:00] Written by：Devin Townsend

[00:00:10] You pretentious f**king losers

[00:00:11] You've got nothing at all

[00:00:12] You've got your fingers in your asshole

[00:00:13] And your hand on the call

[00:00:14] And you talk such f**king horseshit

[00:00:15] That it's hard to believe

[00:00:16] That you almost make careers out of being naive

[00:00:18] You you are a f**ker 'cause you sold my guitar

[00:00:20] You you are a f**ker seeking fortune in bars

[00:00:22] You you are a f**ker 'cause you say such stupid shit

[00:00:24] I've got a better line in pocket lint

[00:00:26] That what you've done with it

[00:00:28] So if you are an asshole who pretends to be a friend

[00:00:30] Then get your ass in music you'll be set to the end ending

[00:00:32] And now you've got the nerve to ask me about my temper

[00:00:33] Why yes I have become a f**king happy camper

[00:00:35] I hate your f**king faces and your trendy cut hair

[00:00:36] I hate the fact you think your job will go anywhere

[00:00:38] Because its use is just the same as what I shit into the bowl

[00:00:41] Just like the mess between your ears is like the mess in my hole

[00:00:43] I hate your loser friends who only come out when it's right

[00:00:45] I hate that when it's down you run instead of fight

[00:00:47] I'm set to think your lot in life to test the stronger ones

[00:00:49] Will just require some chicken shit and also sneakers for the run

[00:00:52] I dig it away the shit you puked instead of swallowed

[00:00:53] In an attempt to try and find the dick instead of the load

[00:00:55] So when you move and stand aside my mood will hamper

[00:00:57] And yes I will become a f**king happy camper

[00:01:11] Stuck in endless winter with your press to keep you sane

[00:01:15] Wait for useless numbers to grow useful once again

[00:01:22] Where the heat will come again your flaw grows sick

[00:01:25] Your flaw will send the shit you call your business

[00:01:29] To the place that is your end

[00:01:35] Stuck in the winter cold and wet

[00:01:37] Your stupid friends have come and went

[00:01:40] And you're left behind with your idiot job

[00:01:42] And it's far from a prize you f**king dink

[00:01:46] You're a f**king dink yeah

[00:01:49] How's this for punk dink

[00:01:52] Suck my cock you pathetic excuse for a human being

[00:01:54] You're a neurotic homophobic racist dork

[00:01:55] You've also got a lot of balls to dick with

[00:01:56] Someone else life you f**king pseudo

[00:01:57] Ghetto boy in the hood middle class white

[00:01:59] Spoiled rotten bored gangsta wanna be

[00:02:00] Hunk of regenerated red neck bullshit thank

[00:02:01] Christ you don't have to rely on that staggering

[00:02:03] Intellect or dynamic personality to intimidate

[00:02:04] Others shit for brains shut the f**k up and get out

[00:02:06] Of your parents' house and get a real job you putz and

[00:02:09] For god's sake quit being such a f**king sheep now

[00:02:13] Grow the hell up

[00:02:14] Dink

[00:02:21] I let it get me down because you're in it for the glory

[00:02:23] And I'd rather leave with reason than go dying for a story

[00:02:25] And this whole l a rock thing

[00:02:26] That the malls are buying up

[00:02:27] It doesn't work it doesn't work

[00:02:28] It's so inbred I might throw up

[00:02:30] And now I'm put into the middle

[00:02:31] With the contracts and the bunk and I always end up

[00:02:33] Hearing hey man punk let's have more punk

[00:02:34] So here I am to do a favor save some hassle kiss and tell

[00:02:36] That either way my music's shit and it ain't ever going to sell

[00:02:37] So if you've got the gall to take this shit blown up your ass

[00:02:39] And you've got the cash and balls to pump the same crap out in mass

[00:02:42] Then hell I'll stand aside and with your plans I'll never tamper

[00:02:43] I'll sit and write you songs and be a f**king happy camper

[00:02:45] Yeah send me out a contract and in clauses you will lurk

[00:02:47] The smaller points so I can give it all and save you work

[00:02:49] You say an album's not an album without issues left to hamper

[00:02:51] Well then f**k

[00:02:52] I guess I am a f**king

[00:02:54] Happy

[00:02:54] F**king

[00:02:55] Camp