《Traffic Jam》歌词

[00:00:00] Traffic Jam - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:20] Carbon Monoxide

[00:00:22] Making me choke

[00:00:25] No A C

[00:00:26] And the radio's broke

[00:00:29] Cars backed up

[00:00:32] Far as you can see

[00:00:34] Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity

[00:00:38] Oh and just in case you're wondering

[00:00:41] I'll tell you where I am

[00:00:43] I'm right here

[00:00:44] (Right here)

[00:00:45] Right here

[00:00:45] (Right here)

[00:00:46] Stuck right here in the middle of this

[00:00:49] Traffic Jam

[00:00:50] I haven't moved one inch from this here spot

[00:00:54] Traffic Jam

[00:00:55] The freeway's one big parking lot

[00:00:59] Traffic Jam

[00:01:00] My radiator's boiling hot

[00:01:02] And I'm stuck right here in the middle

[00:01:04] (Right here in the middle)

[00:01:05] Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

[00:01:17] Trapped inside

[00:01:19] My automobile

[00:01:22] Cobwebs growin'

[00:01:24] On the steering wheel

[00:01:27] Now I'm no genius

[00:01:29] But one thing I know

[00:01:31] I shouldn't have eaten that bag

[00:01:33] Of bran muffins

[00:01:34] An hour and a half ago

[00:01:36] Yeah and if you need to find me

[00:01:38] I'll tell you where I am

[00:01:41] Right here

[00:01:42] (Right here)

[00:01:42] Right here

[00:01:43] (Right here)

[00:01:44] Stuck smack dab in the middle of this

[00:01:47] Traffic Jam

[00:01:48] I have'nt moved one inch from his here spot

[00:01:51] Traffic Jam

[00:01:53] The freeway's one big parking lot

[00:01:56] Traffic Jam

[00:01:58] Well I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not

[00:02:00] 'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle

[00:02:02] (Right here in the middle)

[00:02:03] Right here in the middle of the Traffic Jam

[00:02:15] Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam

[00:02:24] Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

[00:02:27] Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to

[00:02:29] Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to

[00:02:32] Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper

[00:02:35] Yay-hey

[00:02:37] There's a yuppie on a cellular phone

[00:02:38] I'm gonna puke if I hear any more

[00:02:41] There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me

[00:02:43] Watch what happens when I open my door

[00:02:46] Now we're all goin' nowhere fast

[00:02:48] Well I guess that's perfectly clear

[00:02:51] I left home five hours ago

[00:02:53] And I can still see my house from here

[00:02:55] So if anybody's tryin' to find me

[00:02:58] Well I'll tel you where I am

[00:03:00] Right here

[00:03:01] (Right here)

[00:03:02] Right here

[00:03:02] (Right here)

[00:03:03] Stuck right here in the middle of this

[00:03:06] Traffic Jam

[00:03:07] I haven't moved one inch from this here spot

[00:03:11] Traffic Jam

[00:03:12] The freeway's one big parking lot

[00:03:15] Traffic Jam

[00:03:17] Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot

[00:03:19] And I'm stuck right here in the middle

[00:03:21] (Rght here in the middle)

[00:03:22] Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam

[00:03:26] Traffic jam traffic jam traffic jam woo