《Cable TV》歌词

[00:00:00] Cable TV - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:17] I used to think my life was so empty

[00:00:20] I used to think life was passin' me by

[00:00:24] Well i was just about ready

[00:00:26] To curl up and die

[00:00:30] But then one day i got a visit

[00:00:34] From the cable company

[00:00:37] Well they hooked me up and plugged me right in

[00:00:40] And now i got cable tv

[00:00:42] And now i get to watch the stock report in korean

[00:00:47] Midget wrestling on channel three

[00:00:50] It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em

[00:00:53] Yeah but that's all right with me

[00:00:56] I got cable tv cable tv

[00:00:59] Cable tv cable tv

[00:01:03] Oh eighty-three channels of ecstasy

[00:01:07] I love my cable tv yeah

[00:01:10] I love my cable tv

[00:01:13] I got the siamese faith healer's network

[00:01:16] The news and weather from peru

[00:01:19] I got celebrity hockey

[00:01:21] The racketball channel too

[00:01:26] Bugs bunny direct from atlanta

[00:01:29] Mr wizard is on at five

[00:01:32] I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car

[00:01:36] So i can watch mtv while i drive

[00:01:39] I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs

[00:01:42] The kind you just can't get for free

[00:01:45] Now i never wanna leave my apartment

[00:01:49] 'Cause there's just so much for me to see

[00:01:51] On my cable tv cable tv

[00:01:55] Cable tv cable tv

[00:01:58] Well if you need to find me

[00:02:00] You know where i'll be

[00:02:02] Watchin' my cable tv yeah

[00:02:06] Watchin' my cable tv

[00:02:08] 'Cause i love my cable tv yeah

[00:02:12] I love my cable tv

[00:02:30] My friends are gettin' kinda worried

[00:02:33] They think i'm turning into some kinda freak

[00:02:36] Oh but they're just jealous 'cause i've seen porky's

[00:02:40] Twenty-seven times this week

[00:02:42] On my cable tv cable tv

[00:02:46] Cable tv cable tv

[00:02:49] Yeah the greatest thing that's ever happened to me

[00:02:53] I love my cable tv yeah

[00:02:56] I love my cable tv

[00:02:59] Well i got to have cable tv yeah

[00:03:03] I need my cable tv

[00:03:06] Well i love i love my cable tv

[00:03:09] I said love my cable tv

[00:03:13] I've got to have my cable tv

[00:03:15] I can rell love cable tv

[00:03:19] I said got to have cable tv cable tv

[00:03:23] Got to have cable tv

[00:03:28] Cable tv tv

[00:03:29] Got to have cable tv