《吊儿郎当》歌词

[00:00:00] 吊儿郎当 - 孔一兵

[00:00:03] 词：孔一兵

[00:00:07] 曲：孔一兵

[00:00:11] 有理想有理想

[00:00:14] 你说我吊儿郎当

[00:00:17] 丈母娘丈母娘她要车和房

[00:00:22] 吊儿郎当我吊儿郎当

[00:00:25] 你说我吊儿郎当

[00:00:27] 丈母娘丈母娘

[00:00:30] 哎呀哎呀丈母娘

[00:00:33] 什么样的老婆

[00:00:34] 什么样的丈母娘

[00:00:36] 我锥刺股来头悬梁

[00:00:38] 什么样的面孔什么样的床

[00:00:41] 躺在上面嘎嘎响

[00:00:43] 早晚会塌早晚会塌

[00:00:46] 摔我个大马趴

[00:00:49] 大马趴大马趴摔到我害怕

[00:01:04] 孙悟空孙悟空猴子吊儿郎当

[00:01:10] 丈母娘丈母娘住在高老庄

[00:01:15] 搞错了吧你搞错了吧

[00:01:18] 九尺大钉耙

[00:01:21] 金箍鲁棒金箍鲁棒

[00:01:23] 猴子爱逞强

[00:01:26] 猴子被压在山下五百年

[00:01:29] 没有钱也没有粮

[00:01:31] 观音姐姐唐僧紧箍咒

[00:01:35] 催得猴子赶路忙

[00:01:37] 紧箍咒紧箍咒猴子要奋斗

[00:01:42] 吊儿郎当吊儿郎当

[00:01:45] 猴子吊儿郎当

[00:02:08] 搞错了吧你搞错了吧

[00:02:11] 九尺大钉耙

[00:02:14] 金箍鲁棒金箍鲁棒

[00:02:16] 猴子爱逞强

[00:02:19] 猴子被压在山下五百年

[00:02:22] 没有钱也没有粮

[00:02:24] 观音姐姐唐僧紧箍咒

[00:02:28] 催得猴子赶路忙

[00:02:30] 紧箍咒紧箍咒猴子要奋斗

[00:02:35] 吊儿郎当吊儿郎当

[00:02:38] 猴子吊儿郎当

[00:02:41] 有理想有理想

[00:02:43] 你说我吊儿郎当

[00:02:46] 丈母娘丈母娘她要车和房

[00:02:51] 孙悟空孙悟空

[00:02:54] 猴子吊儿郎当

[00:02:56] 丈母娘丈母娘住在高老庄

[00:03:02] 搞错了吧你搞错了吧

[00:03:04] 九尺大钉耙

[00:03:07] 金箍鲁棒金箍鲁棒

[00:03:10] 猴子爱逞强

[00:03:13] 猴子被压在山下五百年

[00:03:16] 没有钱也没有粮

[00:03:18] 观音姐姐唐僧紧箍咒

[00:03:21] 催得猴子赶路忙

[00:03:23] 紧箍咒紧箍咒猴子要奋斗

[00:03:29] 吊儿郎当吊儿郎当

[00:03:31] 猴子吊儿郎当

[00:03:45] 紧箍咒紧箍咒猴子要奋斗

[00:03:50] 吊儿郎当吊儿郎当

[00:03:53] 猴子吊儿郎当