《When I Get To Heaven(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] If I go to Heaven

[00:00:02] It'll probably be a slum

[00:00:03] And all the pretty angels

[00:00:05] Just might be packing guns

[00:00:07] And if I see St Peter

[00:00:09] Will he hit me up for cash

[00:00:10] Will I find the road to Jesus

[00:00:12] Or just lose him in the trash

[00:00:15] The Shaggs were right

[00:00:16] You're never going to please anybody

[00:00:18] Not in this world

[00:00:21] If I go to Hell I might find it very dull

[00:00:24] Like an Amway convention

[00:00:26] Or an endless shopping mall

[00:00:28] When all the innocent demons

[00:00:30] Want to poke me with a fork

[00:00:31] Or just put me in a taxi

[00:00:33] And send me to New York

[00:00:36] Scientists proved it years ago

[00:00:38] The Shaggs were much better than the Beatles

[00:00:46] Maybe I'll return as an iguana

[00:00:49] And lie upon a beach down in the Bahamas

[00:00:57] Although ignored in their day

[00:00:59] The Shaggs are now recognised as

[00:01:01] The geniuses they were

[00:01:03] I just wanna know what happens when you die

[00:01:06] Do you walk down in a hole

[00:01:08] Or float up to the sky

[00:01:10] Is it just a waste of water

[00:01:12] When your widow cries

[00:01:14] Oh don't tell me you've never

[00:01:16] Heard of the Shaggs

[00:01:20] If the atheists are right then

[00:01:22] I have no need to worry

[00:01:24] For there is no great being

[00:01:25] Whose favour I must curry

[00:01:27] And I'll be going nowhere once

[00:01:29] They lay me in the earth

[00:01:31] So why waste a Sunday by going to church

[00:01:36] If you really wanted to

[00:01:37] You could run out right now

[00:01:39] And buy a Shaggs record

[00:01:41] If the atheists are wrong then

[00:01:43] I've got a bill that's due

[00:01:45] So should I be a Christian

[00:01:46] Or a Moslem or a Jew

[00:01:48] Should I spend all day just praying on my knees

[00:01:52] And searching through

[00:01:53] The world for a deity to please

[00:01:58] A Shaggs record would be a sound investment

[00:02:06] If the atheists are right then

[00:02:08] I have no need to worry

[00:02:10] For there is no great being

[00:02:11] Whose favour I must curry

[00:02:17] The fat peoples want

[00:02:18] What the skinny peoples got

[00:02:20] The skinny peoples want

[00:02:21] What the fat peoples got

[00:02:22] But all I've ever wanted is

[00:02:23] What the Shaggs got

[00:02:25] Dat Ding and my pal Foot Foot

[00:02:29] When I Get To Heaven - The Dead Milkmen