《The Lonely Island》歌词

[00:00:00] The Lonely Island - Lo Mejor de los Duetos, Vol.7

[00:00:01] Written by：Lo Mejor De Los Duetos

[00:00:06] Yolo you only live once

[00:00:09] The battle cry of a generation

[00:00:12] This life is a precious gift

[00:00:14] So don't get too crazy

[00:00:16] It's not worth the risk

[00:00:18] You know that we are still young

[00:00:22] So don't be dumb

[00:00:25] Don't trust anyone

[00:00:28] 'Cause you only live once

[00:00:30] Ugh you only live once

[00:00:32] That's the motto

[00:00:33] So take a chill pill

[00:00:34] Ease off the throttle

[00:00:35] Never go to loud clubs

[00:00:37] 'Cause it's bad for your ears

[00:00:39] Your friends will all be sorry

[00:00:40] When they can't hear

[00:00:41] And stay the hell away from drugs

[00:00:43] 'Cause they're not legal

[00:00:44] Then bury all your money in the backyard

[00:00:47] Like a beagle

[00:00:47] 'Cause you should never trust a bank

[00:00:49] They've been known to fail

[00:00:50] And never travel by car a bus

[00:00:52] Boat or by rail

[00:00:53] And don't travel by plane

[00:00:55] And don't travel at all

[00:00:56] Built a bomb shelter basement

[00:00:58] With titanium walls

[00:00:59] And where titanium suits

[00:01:01] In case pianos fall on ya

[00:01:03] And never go in saunas

[00:01:04] 'Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas

[00:01:05] And never take the stairs

[00:01:07] 'Cause they're oftenl unsafe

[00:01:08] You only live once

[00:01:10] Don't let it go to waste

[00:01:12] You know that we are still young

[00:01:15] So hold off on the fun

[00:01:18] Cook your meat 'til it's done

[00:01:21] 'Cause you only live once

[00:01:24] Yeah

[00:01:25] And here's another piece of advice

[00:01:27] Stay away from kids

[00:01:28] 'Cause their hair is filled with mad lice

[00:01:30] There's no such thing

[00:01:31] As too much purell

[00:01:32] This a cautionary tale

[00:01:34] Word to george orwell

[00:01:35] So don't 1980 force

[00:01:37] Any plugs into sockets

[00:01:39] Always wear a chastity belt

[00:01:40] And triple lock it

[00:01:41] Then hire a taster

[00:01:43] Make him check your food for poison

[00:01:45] And if you think your mailman is a spy

[00:01:47] Then destroy him

[00:01:47] No blankets or pajamas

[00:01:49] They can kill you in your sleep

[00:01:51] Two words about furniture

[00:01:52] Killing machines

[00:01:53] Board your windows up

[00:01:55] The sun is bad for your health

[00:01:56] And always wear a straight jacket

[00:01:58] So your safe from yourself

[00:02:00] Take no chances

[00:02:01] Stop freelancin'

[00:02:03] Invest in your future

[00:02:04] Don't dilute your finances

[00:02:06] 401K make sure it's low risk

[00:02:09] Then get some real estate

[00:02:10] 42 parcent thirty year mortgage

[00:02:13] That's important that's a great deal

[00:02:15] And if you can't afford it

[00:02:16] Don't forge it on your last bill

[00:02:18] Renting is for suckers right now

[00:02:20] A dependable savings

[00:02:21] And you'll retire with

[00:02:22] Money in your account

[00:02:23] Beast

[00:02:24] Yolo say no no

[00:02:27] Isolate yourself

[00:02:29] And just roll solo

[00:02:31] Be care folo

[00:02:33] You oughta look out

[00:02:34] Also stands for yolo

[00:02:36] You know that we are still young

[00:02:40] Burn the prints off your thumbs

[00:02:43] Then pull out all your teeth

[00:02:45] So you can't bite your tongue

[00:02:48] Only on this earth for

[00:02:49] A short time time

[00:02:50] So don't go outside 'cause

[00:02:52] You don't want to die die

[00:02:54] Just take our advice and hide

[00:02:57] And scream yolo to the sky

[00:03:01] You oughta look out