《水浒0070》歌词

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[00:00:01] 上回书

[00:00:03] 说到武松

[00:00:04] 发配

[00:00:07] 他算捡了个大便宜

[00:00:10] 保住了这条性命

[00:00:14] 临行之时

[00:00:16] 四邻好友

[00:00:20] 包括阳谷县衙门口的土兵

[00:00:24] 掉着眼泪前来送行啊

[00:00:29] 武松啊

[00:00:30] 得了个经验

[00:00:32] 为人

[00:00:33] 得做好事

[00:00:36] 才能得这么个结果

[00:00:39] 不然的话

[00:00:40] 这些乡亲们

[00:00:42] 能主动来送行吗

[00:00:45] 因此

[00:00:46] 武二郎是深受感动

[00:00:51] 临行之前

[00:00:53] 他拉住乔郓哥的手

[00:00:55] 一再叮嘱

[00:00:58] 孩儿啊

[00:00:59] 好兄弟

[00:01:01] 回家吧

[00:01:03] 我现在没有旁的力量

[00:01:05] 我这有纹银三十两

[00:01:09] 拿回去做个小买卖

[00:01:12] 给你爹的病好好治一治

[00:01:15] 以免我挂念

[00:01:17] 二叔啊

[00:01:18] 我真舍不得你

[00:01:20] 你是天底下最好的好人呢

[00:01:25] 这一发配

[00:01:26] 不知道何年何月才能见面

[00:01:31] 武松也掉了眼泪了

[00:01:34] 众人难分难舍

[00:01:36] 一直送出好几里地

[00:01:39] 武松这才说

[00:01:40] 各位

[00:01:41] 送君千里

[00:01:43] 终须一别呀

[00:01:45] 各位保重

[00:01:46] 咱们后会有期

[00:01:51] 一狠心

[00:01:53] 武松迈步

[00:01:54] 是开始上路

[00:01:57] 众人回去

[00:01:59] 咱不提

[00:02:01] 单说武松赶奔孟州

[00:02:04] 这一路之上是饥餐渴饮

[00:02:09] 这两名解差

[00:02:12] 跟武松处的都不错呀

[00:02:14] 是百般关照

[00:02:17] 比如说

[00:02:20] 到了一个地方

[00:02:21] 把刑枷给他去掉

[00:02:24] 脚镣给他去掉

[00:02:27] 那玩意儿戴着多别扭

[00:02:29] 嗯

[00:02:30] 让武松好好休息

[00:02:32] 主动给武松打洗脚水

[00:02:36] 帮着他擦身子

[00:02:38] 武松要说不愿意走

[00:02:40] 那就多休息一会儿

[00:02:43] 想吃什么

[00:02:44] 他们给买

[00:02:46] 也搭着武松挥金似土

[00:02:49] 用不着他们俩花钱

[00:02:52] 武松这腰里头有1 00多两银子呢

[00:02:56] 那也是钱呢

[00:02:59] 因此

[00:03:00] 这一路上一点儿罪也没遭着

[00:03:05] 现在的天气正好是六月中旬

[00:03:10] 这个阴历六月

[00:03:11] 那是正热的时候

[00:03:15] 每一天

[00:03:16] 挥汗如雨

[00:03:19] 走不了一会儿

[00:03:21] 这身上啊

[00:03:22] 就得湿透了

[00:03:24] 这两名解差就跟武松商议

[00:03:27] 我二爷

[00:03:29] 您呢

[00:03:30] 保重身体

[00:03:31] 最好晌午

[00:03:32] 头儿咱别走

[00:03:34] 睡足了

[00:03:35] 等凉快了咱再走

[00:03:37] 武松说好吧

[00:03:40] 这一天往前走

[00:03:41] 抬头一看

[00:03:42] 嚯

[00:03:44] 有一道大土岭

[00:03:48] 这道土岭光秃秃的

[00:03:51] 树木稀少

[00:03:53] 跟本地人一打听

[00:03:56] 这个地名叫狮子坡

[00:04:00] 坡那面就属孟州管了

[00:04:03] 看来离目的地不太远了

[00:04:08] 又快到晌午了

[00:04:11] 武松说

[00:04:12] 咱怎么办

[00:04:13] 加把劲儿

[00:04:14] 咱翻过十字坡

[00:04:16] 如果有店房

[00:04:18] 咱早早的住下

[00:04:19] 哪怕有饭馆呢

[00:04:21] 咱们连歇着再吃

[00:04:23] 俩解差说好吧

[00:04:26] 他们就翻过了狮子坡

[00:04:29] 登高往下一看

[00:04:30] 嚯

[00:04:32] 这块是风景如画呀

[00:04:36] 在眼前不远

[00:04:37] 就是个小村庄

[00:04:41] 有那么十几户人家

[00:04:44] 傍山靠水

[00:04:47] 武松一看这地方不错

[00:04:49] 诶诶

[00:04:50] 离老远

[00:04:51] 看见酒幌了

[00:04:53] 看着呗

[00:04:54] 那是饭馆儿

[00:04:55] 咱们就到那儿歇脚

[00:04:57] 诶行行行

[00:05:00] 时间不大

[00:05:01] 到小村落前边了

[00:05:04] 在村子口

[00:05:05] 道旁边

[00:05:07] 有一棵大柳树

[00:05:09] 这棵大树

[00:05:11] 五个人合抱

[00:05:13] 抱不过来

[00:05:14] 那么粗

[00:05:15] 像一把大伞

[00:05:16] 相似

[00:05:18] 那酒幌和酒旗就在树上挂着

[00:05:22] 离多远都能看见

[00:05:25] 再看靠着道边儿

[00:05:27] 山坡旁

[00:05:29] 有那么五间门脸儿

[00:05:31] 挺大挺大一个酒馆

[00:05:34] 虽然是土坯房

[00:05:37] 草顶

[00:05:38] 但是

[00:05:39] 干净

[00:05:40] 宽阔

[00:05:42] 后边还带着套院

[00:05:44] 他们三位迈步就进了酒馆了

[00:05:49] 诶

[00:05:49] 还真没有喝酒的

[00:05:51] 就他们仨人儿

[00:05:53] 找凉快地方

[00:05:55] 他们坐下了

[00:05:56] 两名解差

[00:05:58] 把水火棍

[00:06:00] 倚到墙角

[00:06:02] 把武松的刑枷给打开

[00:06:05] 往桌上一放

[00:06:06] 其他应用之物放到桌底下

[00:06:10] 把纽扣全解开

[00:06:12] 呼哧呼哧直喘

[00:06:14] 拿手巾擦着汗

[00:06:18] 可武松坐下之后

[00:06:19] 抬头一看

[00:06:22] 柜台后面坐着个女人

[00:06:26] 嚯

[00:06:27] 这女的倒饬的太扎眼了

[00:06:30] 这个女子平顶

[00:06:32] 身高没有八尺五

[00:06:34] 也差不多少

[00:06:36] 比一般的男人都高出一头来

[00:06:40] 肩宽

[00:06:41] 背后是绑扎

[00:06:43] 腰粗

[00:06:46] 满脑袋黄焦焦的头发

[00:06:49] 还梳了个美人揪

[00:06:54] 鬓角上插着不少野花

[00:06:58] 往脸上看脸上还抹了不少官粉

[00:07:02] 可能抹的太多了

[00:07:04] 一眨巴眼儿往下掉渣

[00:07:07] 描着眉

[00:07:08] 打着鬓

[00:07:10] 还抹了点腮红

[00:07:12] 度了点儿胭脂

[00:07:14] 上身穿红

[00:07:16] 下身葱芯绿汗巾儿纱腰

[00:07:21] 戴着金戒指

[00:07:23] 拿把大蒲扇

[00:07:25] 扑嗒扑嗒扇着

[00:07:27] 可这个女人也看了看武松他们

[00:07:31] 等他们坐稳当之后

[00:07:34] 小伙计

[00:07:35] 刚要过来

[00:07:37] 女掌柜的过来了

[00:07:38] 慢着

[00:07:41] 哟

[00:07:41] 三位大爷从远路来吧

[00:07:44] 天热

[00:07:45] 来来来

[00:07:46] 拿两把蒲扇来诶

[00:07:50] 快去打净面水来

[00:07:52] 蛮热情

[00:07:54] 三个人

[00:07:55] 也没客气

[00:07:56] 洗完脸之后坐下

[00:07:59] 这女掌柜吩咐一声

[00:08:01] 泡茶

[00:08:04] 天热

[00:08:05] 喝点茶水去暑

[00:08:07] 他亲自给三人倒了一碗

[00:08:11] 武松心中暗想

[00:08:13] 这个女人绝非等闲之辈

[00:08:16] 你瞅瞅这身梢

[00:08:18] 这个打扮

[00:08:19] 这两个眼睛

[00:08:20] 叽里咕噜来回直转

[00:08:22] 哎呀

[00:08:24] 我可得多加点儿小心

[00:08:27] 那会儿我就听说孟州道

[00:08:30] 不太平

[00:08:33] 人谨慎了

[00:08:34] 没有亏吃

[00:08:36] 可武松还发现

[00:08:38] 就在他洗脸一转身的这个时候

[00:08:42] 这个女人假装皮鞋

[00:08:45] 把手伸到桌子底下去了

[00:08:47] 摸了摸武松他们这包

[00:08:51] 俩解差没注意

[00:08:53] 武松可看清楚了

[00:08:55] 武松心里一动

[00:08:59] 干什么

[00:09:00] 莫非这是贼变

[00:09:04] 哦

[00:09:06] 摸摸我们那包里有没有硬头货

[00:09:10] 嘿嘿

[00:09:12] 你真要是个贼婆子

[00:09:14] 你可错打了算盘了

[00:09:17] 这一路之上

[00:09:18] 除了热之外

[00:09:19] 枯燥无味

[00:09:21] 正好

[00:09:22] 拿你寻寻开心

[00:09:26] 武松就打定主意了

[00:09:30] 切了五斤牛肉

[00:09:32] 五斤狗肉

[00:09:34] 酒端上来了

[00:09:36] 他们开始在这儿喝酒

[00:09:39] 武松这眼睛就盯着这个女主人

[00:09:43] 一瞅

[00:09:44] 这女子掀帘奔后院去了

[00:09:47] 好

[00:09:48] 半天二次回来

[00:09:50] 也盯着武松他们鬼头鬼脑的

[00:09:55] 不知道干些什么

[00:09:57] 武松心说

[00:09:58] 不管你是什么玩意儿吧

[00:10:01] 我先试探试探

[00:10:03] 两壶酒喝下去之后

[00:10:05] 武松把腿翘起来了

[00:10:08] 诶

[00:10:10] 女掌柜

[00:10:13] 有当家的吗

[00:10:16] 这俩解差一听捂着嘴就乐

[00:10:19] 这不没事儿逗咳嗽吗

[00:10:21] 那个女人把脸往下一沉

[00:10:23] 当时

[00:10:25] 又乐了

[00:10:25] 啊啊

[00:10:27] 瞧这位大爷说的

[00:10:30] 我能没有当家的吗

[00:10:32] 有啊

[00:10:33] 哦

[00:10:34] 请问你的掌柜到哪儿去了诶

[00:10:39] 他呀

[00:10:40] 是个买卖人

[00:10:42] 到外边做买卖去了

[00:10:45] 是吗

[00:10:47] 哎呀

[00:10:48] 长途跋涉一半会儿回不来吧

[00:10:53] 我说女掌柜

[00:10:54] 你一个人觉着不烦闷吗

[00:10:57] 诶

[00:10:59] 你要觉着枯燥无味的话

[00:11:01] 来来来

[00:11:02] 陪我们喝上几杯

[00:11:06] 咱们开开心

[00:11:10] 怎么样

[00:11:12] 那掌柜的闻听脸上的肉

[00:11:14] 嘣嘣嘣就蹦了好几下

[00:11:17] 马上

[00:11:18] 又变了脸儿了

[00:11:19] 还是乐呵呵的

[00:11:21] 啊啊

[00:11:22] 大爷

[00:11:23] 您太有意思了

[00:11:25] 我都这么大的年纪了

[00:11:27] 有什么乐子可寻呢啊

[00:11:30] 您别拿我随便开心了

[00:11:32] 我说伙计

[00:11:34] 给三位大爷敬酒来啦

[00:11:39] 又有一坛子酒端桌上了

[00:11:43] 武松倒了一杯

[00:11:45] 看了看酒

[00:11:46] 挺清

[00:11:47] 知

[00:11:48] 这里头没毛病呵

[00:11:51] 一会儿这一坛子酒又下去了

[00:11:55] 咱没说吗

[00:11:56] 那会儿那个酒啊

[00:11:58] 度数不高

[00:12:00] 都是低度酒

[00:12:02] 类似现在的啤酒

[00:12:04] 差不多少

[00:12:05] 不然的话

[00:12:06] 能一坛子一坛子喝吗

[00:12:10] 他们喝着酒啊

[00:12:11] 就当解渴

[00:12:13] 就当凉快了

[00:12:15] 但是不等于这种酒没有劲儿

[00:12:17] 这玩意儿后反烧

[00:12:20] 武松是海量

[00:12:23] 一口气儿喝两坛子没问题

[00:12:25] 他也不带醉的

[00:12:27] 后来武松吩咐一声

[00:12:29] 来

[00:12:30] 再给我添酒添肉

[00:12:34] 又添了五斤肉

[00:12:37] 这女掌柜的

[00:12:38] 亲自去给取酒

[00:12:41] 大爷

[00:12:42] 您喝这酒觉着怎么样

[00:12:44] 嗯

[00:12:44] 味道不错

[00:12:47] 您再尝尝

[00:12:50] 这酒是陈年好酒

[00:12:53] 比方才民喝过的酒啊

[00:12:55] 劲儿要大得多

[00:12:57] 不知道你满意不满意

[00:13:00] 拿来我看

[00:13:04] 武松拿过一只大碗来

[00:13:06] 倒了半碗

[00:13:07] 仔细一看

[00:13:09] 这酒看出毛病来了

[00:13:10] 酒发浑

[00:13:13] 提鼻子一闻

[00:13:15] 多少有点腥味儿

[00:13:17] 嗯

[00:13:18] 武松心里明白

[00:13:19] 这酒里头有毛病

[00:13:22] 肯定下了麻醉药了

[00:13:25] 那武松有经验呢

[00:13:27] 但是装糊涂

[00:13:29] 嗯

[00:13:30] 这酒的味儿可是不错

[00:13:33] 你早应该给我上这样的好酒是吗

[00:13:37] 那就请您多喝几碗来来

[00:13:40] 给俩解差也满上了

[00:13:43] 这俩芥差一对儿糊涂虫

[00:13:47] 他们哪知这里有毛病

[00:13:49] 端起来每人喝了一口

[00:13:53] 嗯

[00:13:53] 是是有劲儿

[00:13:55] 嗯

[00:13:55] 是比刚才那酒味儿浓的多好酒好酒

[00:13:59] 噔咚咚咚咚

[00:14:02] 一人喝了两碗

[00:14:05] 可就在女掌柜的一转身的功夫

[00:14:09] 武松

[00:14:10] 把那半碗酒泼地上了

[00:14:13] 假装喝了

[00:14:15] 可就在这时

[00:14:16] 就发现两名解差眼睛往上一翻

[00:14:20] 我就去

[00:14:22] 我这房子他怎么个

[00:14:23] 诶

[00:14:24] 怎么装个矮

[00:14:27] 通通

[00:14:29] 全都摔倒在地

[00:14:31] 武松呢

[00:14:33] 往桌上一趴

[00:14:34] 也假装中了麻醉药了

[00:14:38] 这时

[00:14:39] 这女掌柜的唰喇把身转过来

[00:14:42] 把腰一叉

[00:14:43] 是一阵大笑

[00:14:45] 哈哈哈哈

[00:14:50] 他娘的龟孙兔崽子

[00:14:53] 呸

[00:14:55] 哪来的贼配军

[00:14:57] 找老娘的便宜

[00:14:59] 你找死

[00:15:01] 小三小五

[00:15:02] 来了来了

[00:15:04] 后边出来好几个棒小伙子

[00:15:08] 把他们抬到人肉作坊

[00:15:11] 给我收拾了诶

[00:15:15] 把三个人架到后院去了

[00:15:18] 武松听得清清楚楚

[00:15:21] 什么

[00:15:22] 抬到哪儿去

[00:15:24] 人肉作坊

[00:15:26] 呦呵

[00:15:28] 还要把我们卸吧了

[00:15:30] 是怎么的

[00:15:30] 嗯

[00:15:32] 武二郎心里这么想着

[00:15:34] 可是被四个人抬着到了后院了

[00:15:38] 有个地闷子

[00:15:40] 地闷子

[00:15:41] 就是现在地下室

[00:15:44] 可挺宽敞

[00:15:45] 拐弯抹角走了好长一段时间

[00:15:50] 到了地方了

[00:15:52] 好像乒乓球那大案子有四五个

[00:15:57] 把他们仨放案子上

[00:16:00] 武松眯缝着眼一瞅

[00:16:03] 吓得头发根都竖起来了

[00:16:05] 哎哟

[00:16:07] 这简直是人间地狱呀

[00:16:11] 在眼前的墙上

[00:16:14] 有几把大钩子

[00:16:16] 挂着好几条大腿

[00:16:19] 可往墙角

[00:16:21] 你看

[00:16:22] 还有好几颗血淋淋的脑袋

[00:16:26] 啊

[00:16:27] 这就是人肉作坊

[00:16:30] 想要把我们收拾了卖人肉是怎么的

[00:16:34] 他心里想着

[00:16:36] 就发现旁边有人把水烧开了

[00:16:41] 这女掌柜的挽挽袖子

[00:16:43] 系上围裙

[00:16:44] 要亲自长刀

[00:16:46] 再看他一伸手

[00:16:47] 从肉二的底下长啷啷啷

[00:16:50] 拽出一把剔骨头

[00:16:52] 两面是刃的剪刀

[00:16:57] 对

[00:16:57] 武松就要下家伙

[00:17:00] 因为武松找他

[00:17:01] 便宜了

[00:17:02] 他恨武松

[00:17:03] 拿他先开刀

[00:17:06] 武松

[00:17:07] 能叫他收拾吗

[00:17:09] 就在他刚一伸手的时候

[00:17:11] 武二郎使了个鲤鱼打挺

[00:17:14] 下面使了个钩挂连环腿

[00:17:17] 嗖啪

[00:17:19] 这一脚正蹬到女掌柜肚子上

[00:17:23] 那武松多大的劲儿

[00:17:25] 把女掌柜给蹬的噔噔噔胡同来来来

[00:17:29] 摔出一丈多远

[00:17:31] 刀也撒手了

[00:17:34] 啊

[00:17:35] 这女掌柜的也不含糊

[00:17:36] 一骨碌神站起来

[00:17:38] 药诈尸了是怎么的怎么着

[00:17:42] 药没有劲儿了

[00:17:43] 给我打

[00:17:46] 里里外外十几个棒小伙子各抄家伙

[00:17:51] 把武松就围上了

[00:17:53] 武松往肉二上一站

[00:17:55] 哈哈大笑

[00:17:57] 好嘛

[00:17:58] 来吧

[00:17:58] 龟孙们

[00:18:00] 今儿看咱们谁收拾谁

[00:18:03] 您想想

[00:18:06] 这帮人怎么是武松的对手

[00:18:10] 眨眼的功夫

[00:18:11] 让五郎给揍得东倒西歪

[00:18:14] 是鼻青脸肿

[00:18:15] 爹妈瞧瞧

[00:18:18] 再者一说

[00:18:19] 这里面能有多大的地方

[00:18:21] 也施展不开呀

[00:18:23] 后来这女掌柜的飞身行到了外边儿了

[00:18:26] 就骂

[00:18:28] 我那大个子有种的

[00:18:30] 你出来

[00:18:31] 爷爷来了

[00:18:34] 紧跟着

[00:18:35] 武松从地门子到了平地

[00:18:39] 可这时候

[00:18:40] 这女掌柜的从屋里头抄起一条铜棍来

[00:18:44] 跟武松就站在一处

[00:18:47] 武松暗自点头

[00:18:50] 罢了

[00:18:52] 这女人果然有把子力气

[00:18:55] 好功夫

[00:18:56] 受过名人的传授

[00:18:58] 高人的指点

[00:18:59] 不然的话

[00:18:59] 手底下不能这么干净

[00:19:01] 不过你跟我比

[00:19:03] 你还是差点

[00:19:06] 后来呀

[00:19:07] 这女掌柜的一棍子砸空

[00:19:11] 被武松冷不丁把棍头给抓住

[00:19:14] 呸

[00:19:15] 你给我

[00:19:17] 你给我吧你

[00:19:20] 武松

[00:19:21] 往怀里一带

[00:19:23] 女掌柜的没收住身子

[00:19:26] 往前这么一摘歪

[00:19:28] 让武松一脚

[00:19:30] 是二次登岛

[00:19:33] 然后用脚把它踩住

[00:19:36] 把拳头就举起来了

[00:19:40] 要用景阳冈打虎的劲头揍这母夜叉

[00:19:45] 那真给嗨上

[00:19:48] 这女人的命就保不住了

[00:19:51] 就在这紧要关头

[00:19:53] 角门呢

[00:19:54] 有人喊了一声

[00:19:56] 声音洪亮

[00:19:58] 妈

[00:19:59] 好汉留情

[00:20:02] 武松就没打

[00:20:05] 甩脸观看

[00:20:06] 哗

[00:20:08] 站着一个30 多岁的中年人

[00:20:12] 此人头上戴着甩头疙瘩巾

[00:20:18] 周身穿青

[00:20:19] 遍体挂灶

[00:20:21] 面似姜黄

[00:20:23] 一对黑眼珠

[00:20:25] 是锃明刷亮啊

[00:20:28] 胸脯好像扣两个大板

[00:20:31] 后边还跟着几个伙计

[00:20:36] 武松一看就知道是个练家子

[00:20:39] 但这个人跟这个女掌柜什么关系

[00:20:43] 他不清楚

[00:20:44] 就在这时

[00:20:45] 这主抢步过来了

[00:20:48] 冲着武松是一躬到地呀

[00:20:52] 好汉留情

[00:20:53] 小可这厢有礼了

[00:20:59] 你看这武松啊

[00:21:01] 不怕横的

[00:21:03] 怕软的

[00:21:05] 他把脚一抬

[00:21:07] 这女人一骨碌身站起来了

[00:21:10] 呲牙咧嘴

[00:21:12] 双手拄着腰

[00:21:14] 哎哟哎哟

[00:21:16] 可把我打死了

[00:21:18] 当家的

[00:21:20] 你给我出气

[00:21:22] 来到这

[00:21:23] 主冲着他一瞪眼

[00:21:25] 到一边待着

[00:21:26] 净给我惹祸了

[00:21:30] 然后对武松说

[00:21:32] 请问好汉尊姓大名

[00:21:36] 仙乡何处我

[00:21:40] 武松稍微愣了一下

[00:21:41] 又一想

[00:21:43] 没必要隐姓埋名

[00:21:45] 我怕什么

[00:21:47] 我都落到这份上了无所顾忌

[00:21:50] 武松把胸脯一拔

[00:21:52] 问我

[00:21:54] 我是山东清河县的人

[00:21:57] 姓武名松

[00:21:59] 排行第二武松

[00:22:03] 师爷

[00:22:04] 哎呀

[00:22:05] 莫非您就是景阳冈上打死猛虎的英雄

[00:22:10] 正是在下

[00:22:12] 这个人是倒身便拜呀

[00:22:17] 久闻武壮士大名轰雷贯耳

[00:22:21] 今日得见

[00:22:22] 三生有幸

[00:22:24] 得罪了得罪了

[00:22:26] 回过手拉那女掌柜的

[00:22:29] 跪下

[00:22:30] 跪下

[00:22:30] 这是打虎的好汉

[00:22:33] 这女掌柜的文听吐了一下舌头

[00:22:35] 缩了一下脖

[00:22:37] 妈耶

[00:22:38] 原来是他呀

[00:22:40] 我说这么邪乎呢

[00:22:42] 好像没当老虎

[00:22:43] 把我给拍到这儿

[00:22:45] 他还开了句玩笑

[00:22:47] 飘飘万福

[00:22:51] 武松哪见过这个

[00:22:53] 往旁边一闪身

[00:22:55] 以礼相还不敢当不敢当

[00:22:58] 方才多有得罪

[00:23:01] 哎呀

[00:23:03] 大水冲了龙王庙

[00:23:05] 一家人不认一家人了

[00:23:06] 当家的

[00:23:07] 快点叫咱们孩子们排摆酒宴

[00:23:11] 给打虎的壮士接风

[00:23:13] 对对对外边儿准备准备

[00:23:15] 把幌摘了

[00:23:17] 不卖座了

[00:23:18] 专门招待打虎的英雄

[00:23:22] 你说这帮人

[00:23:24] 方才呲牙瞪眼玩命

[00:23:27] 现在成为一家人了

[00:23:30] 一个个都像洗面佛似的

[00:23:32] 把幌摘了

[00:23:33] 炸板儿上上

[00:23:35] 里边排摆酒宴

[00:23:37] 煎炒烹炸

[00:23:39] 宽带武松

[00:23:41] 武松说

[00:23:42] 我我那还有俩伙计呢

[00:23:44] 还在你们那个人肉作坊呢

[00:23:47] 哎

[00:23:47] 放心吧

[00:23:48] 马上就把他们给放了

[00:23:51] 给俩解差

[00:23:52] 灌了解药

[00:23:54] 把他们架到外头来了

[00:23:56] 可这二位好半天才明白过来

[00:23:59] 诶

[00:24:01] 诶喂

[00:24:04] 往这边看看

[00:24:05] 往那边看看

[00:24:06] 我这酒还真不错

[00:24:08] 真有劲儿

[00:24:10] 喝完就睡着了

[00:24:12] 一句话惹的是哄堂大笑

[00:24:16] 武松心说

[00:24:17] 可不是

[00:24:18] 这酒不错嘛

[00:24:19] 要没有我呀

[00:24:21] 你早叫人家卸吧了

[00:24:24] 两名解差后来才明白是怎么回事

[00:24:28] 吓得冒出一身冷汗

[00:24:31] 这时

[00:24:33] 已经调摆桌椅

[00:24:36] 这男女二人

[00:24:37] 请武松上座

[00:24:40] 武松说什么也不答应二位啊

[00:24:44] 你们光问了我了

[00:24:46] 我还没有请教二位尊姓大名呢

[00:24:51] 哎

[00:24:51] 坐下说

[00:24:52] 坐下说

[00:24:53] 远来者为客

[00:24:55] 理应上座

[00:24:58] 武松没办法坐下了

[00:25:01] 两名解差挨着他坐下

[00:25:04] 这一男一女坐在对面

[00:25:07] 其他的伙计们垂手站立在两旁

[00:25:12] 专去那个满酒布菜的主

[00:25:17] 武松这才问

[00:25:19] 二位

[00:25:19] 请把大名赐下来吧

[00:25:21] 哈哈

[00:25:23] 我们有什么大名啊

[00:25:28] 乃是碌碌之辈

[00:25:30] 这男的用手一指自己的鼻子

[00:25:34] 我姓张

[00:25:36] 我叫张青

[00:25:37] 有个小小的绰号

[00:25:40] 菜园子

[00:25:41] 因为当初我在光明寺种过菜

[00:25:45] 故此得名

[00:25:48] 这是贱内

[00:25:50] 他一指这女的

[00:25:52] 贱内呀

[00:25:53] 就是夫人

[00:25:56] 客气话呗

[00:25:57] 这是贱内姓孙

[00:26:00] 叫孙二娘

[00:26:01] 江湖绰号母夜叉

[00:26:05] 武松一听就站起来了

[00:26:08] 哎哟

[00:26:09] 真是一家人呐

[00:26:12] 没想到在这儿与兄嫂

[00:26:16] 见面