《Taco Grande》歌词

[00:00:00] Taco Grande - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:12] Taco grande

[00:00:21] Taco grande

[00:00:27] Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado

[00:00:29] Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

[00:00:31] Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno

[00:00:34] Y el chile relleno

[00:00:35] You see I just gotta have a tostada carne asada

[00:00:38] That's right I want the whole enchilada

[00:00:40] My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla

[00:00:43] I need a quesadilla

[00:00:44] I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn

[00:00:47] With my friends or when I'm all alone

[00:00:49] Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero

[00:00:51] Un burrito ranchero

[00:00:53] So give me something spicy and hot now

[00:00:56] Break out the menu what you got now

[00:00:58] Oh would you tell the waiter

[00:00:59] I'd like to have sour cream on the side

[00:01:00] You better make sure the beans are refried

[00:01:06] Taco grande Taco grande

[00:01:20] Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

[00:01:23] That's why I order two or three

[00:01:25] Let me give you a tip just try a nacho chip

[00:01:27] It's really good with bean dip

[00:01:29] I eat uno dos tres quarto burritos

[00:01:32] Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

[00:01:34] Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

[00:01:36] And a pitcher of margaritas

[00:01:38] Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice

[00:01:41] The taquitos here are very nice

[00:01:42] Now I'm down on my knees

[00:01:44] We need some extra tomatoes and cheese

[00:01:45] And could you make that separate checks please

[00:01:51] Taco grande Taco grande

[00:02:05] Buenos noches senor bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa

[00:02:09] Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar

[00:02:12] El ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso

[00:02:15] Sus ojos se quemaran su estomago estara en fuego

[00:02:18] Se quedaran en el baño por una semana

[00:02:20] Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto

[00:02:23] Well the food is coming i can hardly wait

[00:02:25] Now watch your fingers careful hot plate

[00:02:27] What you think you're doing with my chile con queso

[00:02:30] Well if you want some just say so

[00:02:32] Oh boy pico de gallo

[00:02:34] They sure don't make it like this in ohio

[00:02:36] No gracias yo quiero jalepeños nada ms

[00:02:39] You can toss away the hot sauce

[00:02:40] Donde estan los nachos holy frijole

[00:02:43] You better get me a bowl of guacamole

[00:02:45] Y uusted eugene why's your face turning green

[00:02:48] Don't you like pinto beans

[00:02:49] You want some more cinnamon crispas

[00:02:52] If you don't hasta la vista

[00:02:53] Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna

[00:02:57] You can finish it mañana

[00:02:58] Well it's been a pleasure I can't eat no more

[00:03:01] Señor la cuenta por favor

[00:03:02] If you ain't ever tried real mexican cooking well you oughta

[00:03:06] Just don't drink the water

[00:03:11] Taco grande Taco grande

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