《The Drinking Man’s Diet(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman

[00:00:09] Oh I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet

[00:00:13] It came from a book I was loaned

[00:00:17] It's really terrific

[00:00:18] And quite scientific

[00:00:20] And I'm half stoned

[00:00:24] For breakfast some

[00:00:25] Cornflakes and vodka

[00:00:28] But cornflakes have carbohydrate;

[00:00:32] So I don't eat those

[00:00:33] Fattening cornflakes

[00:00:35] I eat the vodka straight

[00:00:39] Drink drink everyone drink;

[00:00:43] It's not as bad as we used to think

[00:00:47] With every Manhattan your

[00:00:49] Stomach will flatten

[00:00:51] So drink drink drink

[00:00:56] The Air Force invented this diet

[00:01:00] A fact which they hotly deny

[00:01:03] Of course they deny it

[00:01:05] 'Cause this is the diet

[00:01:07] That got the Air Force high

[00:01:11] For lunch you can have three martinis

[00:01:15] What better lunch is there than that

[00:01:18] But caution: do not eat the olives

[00:01:22] 'Cause olives make you fat

[00:01:26] Drink drink everyone drink;

[00:01:30] It's not as bad as we used to think

[00:01:33] If pounds you would burn off

[00:01:35] Then turn on your Smirnoff

[00:01:37] And drink drink drink

[00:01:43] For dinner a nice Scotch and soda

[00:01:47] Now that oughtta help you to lose

[00:01:50] No whipped cream no butter

[00:01:52] Just lay in the gutter

[00:01:54] And booze booze booze

[00:01:58] Suppose you should meet a policeman

[00:02:01] Who says you've been

[00:02:02] Quenching your thirst;

[00:02:05] You just tell him it's physical fitness

[00:02:09] And health comes first

[00:02:13] Drink

[00:02:14] Drink

[00:02:15] Booze everywhere

[00:02:17] Pass that decanter of bourbon there

[00:02:20] I'm fatter than ever

[00:02:22] But here's what's so clever:

[00:02:24] I don't care