《A Letter To Shania Twain》歌词

[00:00:00] A Letter To Shania Twain - Larry The Cable Guy

[00:00:00] Last Christmas I went up in niceville

[00:00:02] For a little vacation and ah

[00:00:06] Boy I love Shania Twain

[00:00:07] Boy I tell you what she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch

[00:00:13] But anyway I read her letter in the hotel room

[00:00:17] I had one of these nice fancy hotels

[00:00:20] So I tried to seduce her and sent her this letter

[00:00:22] This is my letter to Shania and she actually got this letter:

[00:00:26] Dear Shania

[00:00:28] Your finer than hell

[00:00:30] I'd eat your turds you think I'm kiddin'

[00:00:33] I figured that charmer off the bat

[00:00:36] I'd treat you like a prize winnin' hog

[00:00:39] And give you the run of my home stayed

[00:00:41] Where I live down here off the alagator infested lake

[00:00:46] Tell you what they caught a big

[00:00:48] Oh 16 foot long gator in that lake by me

[00:00:51] Dats right where talkin' world record gator

[00:00:55] Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples

[00:00:58] From our home stay

[00:01:00] Tell you what Shania I ain't like them niceville pussy's

[00:01:05] I'd treat you all the best things life had to offer

[00:01:09] Please call me here I'm stayin' at the chugg-a-lugg Inn

[00:01:15] Across from that big muffler joint

[00:01:18] Boy I got me one of them wigglin' beds

[00:01:21] I tell you what if you want one

[00:01:22] I'll sperge and borrow you a couple of quarters

[00:01:25] Fifty cents will give ya almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin'

[00:01:28] You know vibratin'

[00:01:30] To let you know I mean business Shania bought datin'

[00:01:33] You know and to let ya know that

[00:01:36] I ain't know lowlie hard up scumball

[00:01:39] I even closed a couple of gifts in this fancy

[00:01:42] Chugg-a-lugg Inn hotel envolope

[00:01:45] That's right there's a bunch of coupons for

[00:01:47] That fancy longjohn service restroom down the street

[00:01:52] And let me tell you sumethin'

[00:01:53] And if don't ever use that one coupon

[00:01:54] That's in there for extra hushpuppies send

[00:01:57] That son of a bitch back cause

[00:01:58] I might give that to my sister and her husband for there anniversary

[00:02:02] There's also a reggan bumper sticker in there

[00:02:04] And a bunch of gritch and tits to get er done lick on tattoos

[00:02:08] I had a made up special I think your fine now call me

[00:02:13] Don't call out tell one o'clock though cause I'm usually

[00:02:15] On the phone talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty girls

[00:02:18] Love in Christ

[00:02:19] Larry the cable guy