《I’m My Own Grandpa》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm My Own Grandpa - Freddy Martin/The McGuire Sisters

[00:00:06] I'm My Own Grandpa

[00:00:11] I'm My Own Grandpa

[00:00:15] It sounds funny I know

[00:00:17] But it really is so

[00:00:20] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:00:25] Many many years ago when I was twenty-three

[00:00:29] I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be

[00:00:34] This widow had a grown-up daughter

[00:00:37] Who had hair of red

[00:00:39] My father fell in love with her

[00:00:41] And soon they too were wed

[00:00:44] This made my dad my son-in-law

[00:00:46] And changed my very life

[00:00:48] For my daughter was my mother

[00:00:50] 'Cause she was my father's wife

[00:00:53] And to complicate the matter

[00:00:55] Even though it brought me joy

[00:00:57] I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

[00:01:02] My little baby then became a

[00:01:05] Brother-in-law to dad

[00:01:07] And so became my uncle

[00:01:09] Though it made me very sad

[00:01:11] For if he was my uncle

[00:01:13] Then that also made him brother

[00:01:16] Of the widow's grownup daughter

[00:01:18] Who was of course my step-mother

[00:01:21] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:26] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:30] It sounds funny I know

[00:01:32] But it really is so

[00:01:34] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:40] Father's wife then had a son

[00:01:42] Who kept them on the run

[00:01:44] And he became my grandchild

[00:01:46] For he was my daughter's son

[00:01:49] My wife is now my mother's mother

[00:01:51] And it makes me blue

[00:01:54] Because although she is my wife

[00:01:56] She's my grandmother too

[00:02:17] If my wife is my grandmother

[00:02:19] Then I'm her grandchild

[00:02:21] And every time I think of it

[00:02:23] It nearly drives me wild

[00:02:26] 'Cause now I have become the strangest

[00:02:28] 'Case you ever saw

[00:02:30] As husband of my grandmother

[00:02:33] I am my own grandpa

[00:02:35] I'm my own grandpa I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:44] It sounds funny I know but it really is so

[00:02:49] Oh I'm my own grandpa