《The Real Slim Shady (Radio Version) [In the Style of ”Eminem”] {Karaoke Demonstration Version With Lead Vocal}》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady [In the Style of Eminem

[00:00:02] (In the Style of Eminem) (Karaoke Lead Vocal Version)

[00:00:03] May I have your attention please

[00:00:05] May I have your attention please

[00:00:08] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:16] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before

[00:00:24] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture

[00:00:27] It's the return of the

[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he

[00:00:32] And Dr Dre said

[00:00:34] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）

[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

[00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:43] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

[00:00:45] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

[00:00:53] But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump

[00:00:54] A dead moose

[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:06] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals well

[00:01:11] Some of us cannibals

[00:01:12] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:15] Then there's no reason that a man

[00:01:17] And another man can't elope

[00:01:18] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

[00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes sing

[00:01:22] The chorus and it goes

[00:01:23] I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:24] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:25] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:27] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:01:29] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:32] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:32] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:36] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:01:37] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:41] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:46] You think I give a damm about a Grammy

[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach

[00:01:49] Me let alone stand me

[00:01:50] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:52] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:01:54] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

[00:01:57] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

[00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:04] Little b**ch put me on blast on TV

[00:02:06] Yeah he's cute

[00:02:07] But I think he's married to Kim hehe

[00:02:09] I should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:11] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D

[00:02:13] I'm sick of you little girl and boy group

[00:02:15] S all you do is annoy me

[00:02:16] So I've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:18] And theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:20] Who cuss like me

[00:02:21] Who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:22] Who dress like me

[00:02:23] Walk talk and act like me

[00:02:24] It just might be the next best thing

[00:02:26] But not quite me

[00:02:27] I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:28] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:29] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:31] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:02:33] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:36] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:37] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:38] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:41] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:02:42] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:46] I'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:02:47] Cause I'm only giving you

[00:02:48] Things you joke about with your friends

[00:02:49] Inside your living room

[00:02:50] The only difference is

[00:02:51] I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

[00:02:53] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:02:55] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:57] And whether you like to admit it

[00:02:58] I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

[00:03:01] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up

[00:03:03] These albums like valiums

[00:03:04] Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30

[00:03:06] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:08] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off

[00:03:10] With Jergens and I'm jerking

[00:03:11] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

[00:03:13] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

[00:03:15] He could be workin at Burger King

[00:03:16] Spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:18] Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:20] Screaming I don't give a f**k

[00:03:21] With his windows down and system up

[00:03:22] So will the real Shady please stand up

[00:03:25] And put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:27] And to be proud to be outta

[00:03:28] Your mind and outta control

[00:03:29] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:32] Cuz I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:32] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:36] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:03:38] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:41] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:42] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:43] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:45] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:03:47] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:50] I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:51] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:52] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:54] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:03:56] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:00] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:00] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:02] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:04] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:05] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up