《My Pathetic Past》歌词

[00:00:18] No prize for congeniality

[00:00:21] Never knew popularity

[00:00:24] The ugly stick had wished

[00:00:26] To one day become a swan

[00:00:29] Always picked last for sports teams

[00:00:32] Got cheated out of my wet dream

[00:00:35] I missed out on teenage sex

[00:00:38] Was too busy beating off to reader's digest

[00:00:41] Well I can't help but laugh

[00:00:44] At my pathetic past

[00:00:47] From now on things will be different

[00:00:49] Every day will now be recess

[00:00:56] Beaten up by football jocks

[00:00:59] Forced to hide in toilet stalls

[00:01:02] Chased home by rabid dogs

[00:01:06] Somehow survived it all

[00:01:08] Kick me sign taped to my back

[00:01:11] I had to run out of my art class

[00:01:14] Sh*t rolling out of my slacks

[00:01:16] Chasing me down the stairwell

[00:01:19] Well I can't help but laugh

[00:01:23] At my pathetic past

[00:01:25] From now on things will be different

[00:01:28] Every day will now be recess

[00:01:48] Wu wu wu wu wu

[00:01:52] Wu wu wu wu wu

[00:01:57] Hey hey hey hey

[00:02:21] Well I can't help but laugh

[00:02:24] At my pathetic past

[00:02:27] From now on things will be different

[00:02:29] Every day will now be recess