《你老板》歌词

[00:00:00] 你老板 - 林海峰

[00:00:19] 咪咁懒起身擘大眼

[00:00:23] 有工要番 要揾两餐

[00:00:28] 老细叫朝早到夜晚

[00:00:32] 无得你拣 无得转弯

[00:00:34] 你都要出力撑

[00:00:37] 你老板你老板

[00:00:39] 恭一恭躬你就会赞

[00:00:41] 你老板我好贪玩

[00:00:43] 圆碌碌好似鹌鹑蛋

[00:00:45] 你点玩我都唔会散

[00:00:48] 吞玻璃 吞刀片

[00:00:49] 吞支枪 吞粒子弹

[00:00:50] 喂老板你咪眨眼

[00:00:52] 侧手翻翻一翻老翻马戏班

[00:00:55] 我每日番工想搭的士

[00:00:57] 数真鱓净系够钱去搭巴士

[00:00:59] 空气差成日撩鼻屎

[00:01:01] 撩撩下手机响

[00:01:02] 喂 老妈子

[00:01:03] 得得得知知知

[00:01:05] 买啲淮山杞子

[00:01:06] 老婆又话番工唔好迟

[00:01:08] 我话 要跟林夕去信佛

[00:01:10] 咁点解OL要着丝袜 丝袜

[00:01:13] 谂得多个脑好鬼实

[00:01:15] 啲屏风楼又好鬼密

[00:01:17] 个商场冷气好超现实

[00:01:19] 猪扒饭点解焗得咁核突

[00:01:22] 返工先 我扮老实

[00:01:24] 现实 系成日比人窒

[00:01:26] 老细问一句得唔得

[00:01:28] 我话得我有抑郁

[00:01:31] 咪咁懒起身擘大眼

[00:01:35] 有工要番 要揾两餐

[00:01:40] 老细叫朝早到夜晚

[00:01:44] 无得你拣 无得转弯

[00:01:46] 你都要出力撑

[00:01:49] 我要去揾食 苏丝黄喂有乜食

[00:01:52] 喂我跟住食 揾呀Y衬我服饰

[00:01:55] 睇苹果增进我的知识 我识丫

[00:01:58] 职我升唔起 系个位赖死

[00:02:00] 早放工就等死

[00:02:02] 咩年纪 我地大家都未死

[00:02:05] 饮番杯先对得起自己

[00:02:07] 阿核 阿突

[00:02:09] 呕天光到星期日

[00:02:11] 骰盅 啤酒

[00:02:14] 再嚟多几round我都仲得

[00:02:16] 我唔理边个财政司

[00:02:18] 净系知我想印银纸

[00:02:20] 你个老板

[00:02:23] 乜都话知

[00:02:25] 你老板你老板

[00:02:27] 恭一恭躬你就会赞

[00:02:30] 你老板我好贪玩

[00:02:32] 圆碌碌好似鹌鹑蛋

[00:02:34] 你点玩我都唔会散

[00:02:36] 吞玻璃 吞刀片

[00:02:37] 吞支枪 吞粒子弹

[00:02:39] 喂老板你咪眨眼

[00:02:41] 侧手翻翻一翻老翻马戏班

[00:03:02] 咪咁懒起身擘大眼

[00:03:06] 有工要番 要揾两餐

[00:03:11] 老细叫朝早到夜晚

[00:03:15] 无得你拣 无得转弯

[00:03:17] 你都要出力撑

[00:03:20] 你老板你老板

[00:03:22] 恭一恭躬你就会赞

[00:03:24] 你老板我好贪玩

[00:03:26] 圆碌碌好似鹌鹑蛋

[00:03:28] 你点玩我都唔会散

[00:03:31] 吞玻璃 吞刀片

[00:03:32] 吞支枪 吞粒子弹

[00:03:33] 喂老板我好简单

[00:03:35] 揾一餐 清一餐 炒我都唔躝