《Talk Soup》歌词

[00:00:01] Talk Soup - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:02] Written by：Al Yankovic

[00:00:10] I dated siamese twins

[00:00:12] I slept with big foot too

[00:00:14] Get me on sally Jesse

[00:00:16] Put me on donahue

[00:00:18] 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it

[00:00:22] Right now

[00:00:28] My dogs a narcoleptic

[00:00:30] My moms a circus freak

[00:00:32] I gotta get a spot on

[00:00:34] Geraldos show this week

[00:00:36] 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it

[00:00:40] Right now

[00:00:46] I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict

[00:00:50] Stripper born without a chin

[00:00:55] And I'm only comfortable talking about it

[00:00:58] When the whole wide world is listening in

[00:01:03] Talk soup

[00:01:07] Talk soup

[00:01:11] Listen to me listen to me listen

[00:01:14] To me listen to me listen to me

[00:01:22] My wife ran off with elvis

[00:01:24] My boss shaved off my hair

[00:01:26] I've got a thing for poodles

[00:01:28] And rubber underwear and

[00:01:31] I wanna tell the world about it

[00:01:34] Right now

[00:01:40] I had a close encounter

[00:01:42] I never chew my food

[00:01:44] I got eleven nose jobs

[00:01:46] I yodel in the *****

[00:01:49] And I wanna tell the world about it

[00:01:52] Right now

[00:01:58] I'm just a cross dressin alcoholic neo nazi

[00:02:02] Porno star as you may have guessed

[00:02:07] And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better

[00:02:10] If you let me get this thing off my chest

[00:02:15] Talk soup

[00:02:19] Talk soup

[00:02:23] Listen to me

[00:02:24] Listen to me

[00:02:25] Listen to me

[00:02:26] Listen to me

[00:02:28] Listen to me

[00:02:34] I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac

[00:02:38] Albino go go dancer you see

[00:02:41] Nothin so bad that I can't share it

[00:02:44] With a billion friends on national T V

[00:02:52] I have no genitalia

[00:02:54] I sold my kids for cheese

[00:02:56] I love my blow up doll so

[00:02:58] Bring out those cameras please

[00:03:00] 'Cause I gotta tell the world about it

[00:03:04] Right now

[00:03:09] Talk soup

[00:03:13] Talk soup

[00:03:17] Listen to me

[00:03:18] Listen to me

[00:03:19] Listen to me

[00:03:21] Listen to me

[00:03:21] Listen to me

[00:03:27] Talk soup

[00:03:30] Talking taking talking talk soup

[00:03:35] Listen to me

[00:03:36] Listen to me

[00:03:37] Listen to me

[00:03:39] Listen to me

[00:03:40] Listen to me

[00:03:45] Talk soup

[00:03:46] Talking taking talking talk soup

[00:03:49] Talk soup

[00:03:53] Listen to me

[00:03:54] Listen to me

[00:03:55] Listen to me

[00:03:57] Listen to me

[00:03:58] Listen to me

[00:04:00] Dance floor

[00:04:01] Dance floor

[00:04:03] Talk soup

[00:04:06] Talking taking talking talk soup

[00:04:10] Listen to me

[00:04:11] Listen to me

[00:04:12] Listen to me

[00:04:13] Listen to me

[00:04:14] Listen to me

[00:04:15] Listen to me

[00:04:17] Yea