《Little Betty Bouncer》歌词

[00:00:00] Little Betty Bouncer - Nellie Wallace

[00:00:05] Little Betty Bouncer is kind to her people

[00:00:08] And a nice girl more or less

[00:00:11] But at present no joke

[00:00:12] She's causing her folks

[00:00:13] No end of deep distress

[00:00:16] For she's quite mad

[00:00:17] About a man she's never met

[00:00:19] And it's all through

[00:00:21] An innocent crystal set

[00:00:26] Little Miss Bouncer

[00:00:27] Loves an announcer

[00:00:29] Down at the BBC

[00:00:32] She doesn't know his name

[00:00:33] But how she rejoices

[00:00:35] When she hears

[00:00:36] That voice of voices

[00:00:39] Absolutely tireless

[00:00:41] Sitting at the wireless

[00:00:42] Poor little Miss B

[00:00:46] It's the man who announces

[00:00:48] With such a lot of passion in it

[00:00:50] The Daventry shipping forecast

[00:00:52] Will follow in a minute

[00:00:54] Little Miss Bouncer

[00:00:55] Loves an announcer

[00:00:57] Down at the BBC

[00:01:00] She almost passes right away

[00:01:01] The silly little clown

[00:01:03] Whenever he announces

[00:01:04] That the station's closing down

[00:01:07] You'd think from her behaviour

[00:01:08] When he makes his oscillation

[00:01:10] That there wasn't any difference

[00:01:11] Between that and osculation

[00:01:14] His voice must be peculiar

[00:01:16] For the other afternoon

[00:01:17] He spoke of Mr Jepson

[00:01:19] And she fell into a swoon

[00:01:22] Another night she wept aloud

[00:01:24] And tore her flaxen tresses

[00:01:26] Because he hadn't mentioned her

[00:01:27] Among the SOS's

[00:01:29] When she came to

[00:01:30] This sentimental kid

[00:01:32] Couldn't stand it any longer

[00:01:34] And what do you think she did

[00:01:37] Little Miss Bouncer

[00:01:39] Wrote to the announcer

[00:01:40] Down at the BBC

[00:01:43] The answer she received

[00:01:45] Is worth reciting

[00:01:46] By return of post

[00:01:47] In plain handwriting

[00:01:50] All addressed and dated

[00:01:52] This is what it stated

[00:01:54] Dear little Miss B

[00:01:57] Here's a picture of my babies

[00:02:00] And the eldest is the laddie

[00:02:02] Who you may like to know

[00:02:03] Is the image of his daddy

[00:02:06] So dear Miss Bouncer

[00:02:07] From the wife of the announcer

[00:02:09] Down at the BBC