《Me PSP》歌词

[00:00:00] I've got a confession to make

[00:00:02] For a man of my age

[00:00:04] Now young lads play

[00:00:05] With it all the time

[00:00:06] They think it's all the rage

[00:00:09] They do it in their bedrooms

[00:00:10] When their mum and dads in bed

[00:00:12] Grown men like me shouldn't do it

[00:00:14] 'Coz we've got wives instead

[00:00:16] I've tried talking to the wife

[00:00:18] But she doesn't understand

[00:00:20] The pleasure that it gives me

[00:00:22] When I hold it in me hand

[00:00:25] The longer you play wi' it

[00:00:26] The more it gets hard

[00:00:28] Especially when you've got

[00:00:30] No memory on yer memory card

[00:00:33] Talkin' my playstation PSP of course

[00:00:36] Dirty inquisitive minds

[00:00:40] Oh it started one day

[00:00:42] I got a bonus from work

[00:00:44] Two hundred pounds

[00:00:46] Oh the wife she went bezerk

[00:00:48] 'Coz she sent me darn to B and Q

[00:00:50] To go and buy some shelves

[00:00:52] But I spent the cash in Gamestation

[00:00:54] And she played merry hell

[00:00:56] You see I bought meself a PSP

[00:00:58] Wi' a couple of great games

[00:01:00] And ever since I bought it

[00:01:02] Life hasn't been the same

[00:01:04] And the wife want me

[00:01:05] Do the gutters

[00:01:06] It'd only take a day

[00:01:08] But instead I'm wasting all me time

[00:01:10] Playing GTA

[00:01:12] Oh me PSP

[00:01:14] Me PSP

[00:01:16] It really is fantastic

[00:01:18] It is the one for me

[00:01:20] I'm glad I saw it in the shop

[00:01:22] Just sitting on the shelf

[00:01:24] 'Coz now I got so much pleasure

[00:01:27] Playing with myself I've tried

[00:01:28] Talking to the wife

[00:01:30] But she doesn't understand

[00:01:32] The pleasure it gives me

[00:01:34] When I hold in me hand

[00:01:36] The longer I play wi' it

[00:01:38] The more it gets hard

[00:01:40] Especially when you've got no memory

[00:01:42] On your memory card

[00:01:52] Well the wife is getting fed up now

[00:01:54] I never come to bed

[00:01:56] I just sit on the sofa

[00:01:58] And play FIFA instead

[00:02:00] She puts on sexy underwear

[00:02:02] Gives me come to bed eyes

[00:02:04] But the kid down't road

[00:02:05] I've got to beat him

[00:02:06] He's onto level five

[00:02:08] Oh me PSP

[00:02:10] Me PSP

[00:02:12] It really is fantastic

[00:02:14] It is the one for me

[00:02:16] I'm glad I saw it in the shop

[00:02:18] Just sitting on the shelf

[00:02:20] 'Coz now I get so much pleasure

[00:02:22] Playing with myself I've tried

[00:02:24] Talking to the wife

[00:02:26] But she doesn't understand

[00:02:28] The pleasure it gives me

[00:02:30] When I hold in me hand

[00:02:32] The longer I play wi' it

[00:02:34] The more it gets hard

[00:02:36] Especially when you've got no memory

[00:02:38] On your memory card

[00:02:41] Left left left

[00:02:43] Why won't it go left Gene

[00:02:45] I'm pressing it

[00:02:46] It's not going left here Gene

[00:02:48] And so one night when me and wife

[00:02:50] Were cozy lay in bed

[00:02:52] She whispered softly in my ear

[00:02:54] And this is what she said

[00:02:57] Darling I've been thinking

[00:02:58] About our bedroom fun

[00:03:00] And the pleasure that you get

[00:03:02] By moving just your thumb

[00:03:04] So I've bought myself a present

[00:03:06] To keep me entertained

[00:03:08] I'll confess that it takes batteries

[00:03:10] And I'm sure you won't complain

[00:03:12] I couldn't think of what she'd bought

[00:03:14] But I didn't have to guess

[00:03:16] 'Coz right then she pulled it out

[00:03:18] A nintendo DS

[00:03:20] I've tried talking to the wife

[00:03:22] And now she understands

[00:03:24] The pleasure it gives her

[00:03:26] When she holds it in her hand

[00:03:28] The longer she plays wi' it

[00:03:30] The more it gets hard

[00:03:32] Especially when she's got no memory

[00:03:34] On the memory card

[00:03:37] Right if I hit square circle triangle

[00:03:41] Down up down up

[00:03:42] That's got him that's got him Gene

[00:03:43] Me PSP - The Lancashire Hotpots