《Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Me - Allan Sherman

[00:00:10] Counting both feet I have ten toes

[00:00:18] They're not lady toes they're men toes

[00:00:24] And I keep them as mementoes

[00:00:30] For I love them tenderly

[00:00:35] All my hands are full of fingers

[00:00:42] Very good as doorbell ringers

[00:00:48] And the thought of fingers lingers

[00:00:52] In my haunted memory

[00:00:59] In the middle is my carcass

[00:01:04] And I always dress my carcass

[00:01:11] In the best from Neiman-Marcus

[00:01:18] That's a big store in Big D

[00:01:30] There are other things about me

[00:01:36] Which I'll show you if you doubt me

[00:01:41] Things that would not work without me

[00:01:47] Like my elbow and my knee

[00:01:54] On my face two eyebrows

[00:02:01] They're not your brows they're my brows

[00:02:08] Behind those eyebrows

[00:02:16] That's where you'll find me