《对不起,不吃猪肉!》歌词

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[00:00:03] 呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀
[00:00:18] 一个朋友呢跟我说的哈
[00:00:20] 他说同事呢
[00:00:20] 很喜欢我的女儿
[00:00:22] 今天带孩子来啊
[00:00:23] 在路上呢
[00:00:23] 我就告诉孩子
[00:00:24] 我说你见了阿姨啊
[00:00:26] 毕竟呢
[00:00:26] 是很久不见了
[00:00:27] 你要说阿姨
[00:00:28] 好久不见
[00:00:29] 我好想你了呀
[00:00:30] 然后你要问阿姨最近忙不忙呀
[00:00:33] 不要熬夜啊之类的
[00:00:34] 然后呢
[00:00:35] 他女儿呢就打断他说
[00:00:36] 哎爸
[00:00:37] 你别说了
[00:00:38] 我不是那种人啊
[00:00:40] 然后他爸爸就问他
[00:00:41] 啥意思啊啊
[00:00:42] 他说呃
[00:00:43] 我呢就是正常的
[00:00:45] 不会说那么漂亮话啊啊啊啊一
[00:00:59] 我们公司呢
[00:01:00] 一般啊
[00:01:00] 都是十点钟上班吗
[00:01:02] 但是老板呢
[00:01:02] 会在11
[00:01:03] 点左右才到啊
[00:01:04] 刚才呢老板呢
[00:01:05] 这个一到公司呢
[00:01:06] 就让我去他办公室
[00:01:07] 然后问J
[00:01:08] 上班一个小时你都干了什么呀
[00:01:10] 然后说再修改上周的方案
[00:01:12] 老板呢就说确定不是在修改微信跳一跳的分数吗
[00:01:17] 哎
[00:01:17] 我大惊啊
[00:01:18] 老板就给我看他手机的截图
[00:01:20] 10 :12
[00:01:21] 微信跳一跳是58 分23 分的时候呢
[00:01:24] 跳一跳是176 分47 分的时候呢
[00:01:27] 微信跳一跳是4 12 分
[00:01:30] 我不就拿了个第一名吗
[00:01:44] 还有一位朋友呢
[00:01:45] 给我私信啊
[00:01:46] 他说记得小的时候吧
[00:01:48] 有一次呢
[00:01:48] 就发现小鸡鸡用手揉揉它就会变大了啊
[00:01:52] 我立马呢就很兴奋啊
[00:01:53] 我就要说给老妈变一个魔术
[00:01:56] 然后呢
[00:01:56] 嘴里就嘟囔嘟囔着叮当法术
[00:01:59] 变变变
[00:01:59] 然后妈妈你看变大了
[00:02:01] 然后老妈就给乐乐
[00:02:02] 然后老爸
[00:02:03] 过来了
[00:02:04] 然后我奶奶也过来了
[00:02:05] 一家人就围着呀
[00:02:06] 看着我变魔术啊
[00:02:07] 当时那个得瑟呀
[00:02:08] 兴奋啊
[00:02:09] 后来在村子里啊
[00:02:10] 逢人就得瑟给他们变魔术
[00:02:13] 现在想起来可真够尴尬的吧
[00:02:15] 兄弟这么空荡空荡
[00:02:21] 空荡耳机撒嫩妻第二题
[00:02:29] 那个我做提问啊啊
[00:02:37] 有一位朋友呢
[00:02:37] 说到他说今天呢
[00:02:38] 在学校看到两个学生吵架
[00:02:40] 各种言语之后啊
[00:02:41] 一个学生呢就对他呃的对手呢
[00:02:44] 就说啊
[00:02:44] 有本事你就吃了我啊
[00:02:46] 奇葩的是那个学生说
[00:02:47] 对不起
[00:02:48] 我不吃猪肉啊
[00:02:56] 还有一位朋友的分享的话
[00:02:57] 他说他家的马桶呢
[00:02:59] 坏了好久了
[00:02:59] 经常在半夜的时候呢自动冲水啊
[00:03:02] 今晚他再一次呢被嘲
[00:03:03] 醒了
[00:03:03] 失眠了
[00:03:04] 她给远在外地出差的妈妈打电话抱怨说
[00:03:07] 啊
[00:03:08] 谁知道呢
[00:03:08] 他妈妈呢
[00:03:09] 就诧异地说
[00:03:10] 不可能啊
[00:03:10] 上个星期我才叫人来修过呀
[00:03:12] 还特地让他换了一个自动感应冲水的马桶呢
[00:03:15] 哎喂
[00:03:16] 哎
[00:03:16] 女儿
[00:03:17] 你还在吗
[00:03:19] 可能是被冲下去了吧
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