《The Hole In The Ground》歌词

[00:00:00] The Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins

[00:00:03] Written by：Cribbins

[00:00:12] There I was

[00:00:13] A digging this hole

[00:00:15] A hole in the ground

[00:00:16] So big and sort of round it was

[00:00:18] There was I

[00:00:19] Digging it deep

[00:00:20] It was flat at

[00:00:22] The bottom and the sides were steep

[00:00:23] When along

[00:00:24] Comes

[00:00:25] This bloke in a bowler which he lifted

[00:00:27] And scratched his head

[00:00:29] Well we looked down the hole

[00:00:31] Poor demented soul and he said

[00:00:34] Do you mind if I make a suggestion

[00:00:36] Don't dig there

[00:00:38] Dig it elsewhere

[00:00:39] Your digging it round and it ought to be square

[00:00:42] The shape of it's wrong

[00:00:43] It's much too long

[00:00:44] And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong

[00:00:49] I ask what a liberty eh

[00:00:50] Nearly bashed him right in the bowler

[00:00:53] Well obey there was I

[00:00:55] Stood in me hole

[00:00:56] Shovelling earth for all I was worth

[00:00:59] There was there

[00:01:00] Was in

[00:01:01] Standing up there

[00:01:02] So grand and official with his nose in the air

[00:01:05] So I gave

[00:01:06] Him a look sort of sideways

[00:01:08] And I leaned on my shovel and sighed

[00:01:11] Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied

[00:01:17] I just couldn't bear

[00:01:19] To dig it elsewhere

[00:01:20] I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square

[00:01:23] And if you disagree it doesn't bother me

[00:01:26] That's the place where the holes gonna be

[00:01:34] Well there we were discussing this hole

[00:01:38] A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was

[00:01:40] It's not there now

[00:01:42] The ground's all flat

[00:01:43] And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat

[00:01:47] And that's that