《Nobody Makes A Pass At Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Nobody Makes A Pass At Me - Barbra Streisand

[00:00:02] Written by：Harold Rome

[00:00:06] I want men

[00:00:07] That I can please

[00:00:09] That I can squeeze

[00:00:10] That I can tease

[00:00:13] Two or three

[00:00:15] Or four or more

[00:00:17] What are those fools

[00:00:19] Waiting for

[00:00:21] I want love

[00:00:22] And I want kissing

[00:00:25] I want more

[00:00:26] Of what I'm missing

[00:00:28] Nobody comes knocking at my front door

[00:00:32] What do they think my knocker's for

[00:00:35] If they don't come soon

[00:00:37] There won't be any more

[00:00:42] What can matter be

[00:00:48] I wash my clothes with luxs

[00:00:50] My etiquette's the best

[00:00:52] I spend my hard earned bucks

[00:00:55] On just what the ads suggest

[00:00:58] Oh dear what can I matter be

[00:01:03] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:08] I'm full of kellogg's bran

[00:01:11] Eat grapenuts on the sly

[00:01:14] The date on the can

[00:01:15] Of coffee that I buy

[00:01:18] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:01:23] Nobody makes

[00:01:26] A pass at me

[00:01:29] Oh beatrice fair fax

[00:01:31] Give me the bare facts

[00:01:34] How do you make them fall

[00:01:38] If you don't save me

[00:01:41] The things the lord gave me

[00:01:43] Never will be any use to me at all

[00:01:48] I sprinkle on a dash

[00:01:51] Of fragrance de amour

[00:01:53] The ads say makes men rash

[00:01:56] But I guess their smell is pour

[00:01:59] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:04] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:02:08] I use ovaltine and listerine

[00:02:11] Barbasol and musterole

[00:02:13] Life buoy soap and flit

[00:02:15] So why ain't I got it

[00:02:17] I use coca cola and marmola

[00:02:20] Crisco lesco and mazola

[00:02:21] Exlax and vapex

[00:02:24] So why ain't I got sex

[00:02:26] I use albolene and maybellene

[00:02:29] Alka seltzer bromo seltzer

[00:02:31] Odorono and sensation

[00:02:34] So why ain't I got fascination

[00:02:40] My girdles come from best

[00:02:44] Times ads say they're chick

[00:02:46] And up above I'm dressed

[00:02:48] In the brassier the week

[00:02:51] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:56] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:01] I use pond's on my skin

[00:03:04] With rye crisp I have thinned

[00:03:06] I get my culture in

[00:03:08] I began gone with the wind

[00:03:11] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:03:16] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:22] Oh dor'thy dix

[00:03:23] Please show me some tricks

[00:03:26] Please I want some men to hold

[00:03:31] I want attention

[00:03:34] And things I can't mention

[00:03:36] And I want them all

[00:03:39] Before I get too old

[00:03:41] I use mum every day

[00:03:45] And angelus liplure

[00:03:47] But still men stay away

[00:03:50] Just like I result of 99 and 44

[00:03:53] One hundred percent po

[00:03:56] What can the matter be

[00:03:59] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:04:06] I don't know

[00:04:09] Oh dear